[15:02] Litta Nightfire: All rise, Justice Broome presiding.
[15:02] Litta Nightfire: (oopsie!)
[15:02] Breezy Carver: wavesss to Luna ?smiles ?
[15:02] TotalLunar Eclipse waves back
[15:02] Doctor Obolensky: Make room, you rabble.
[15:02] gstone Turas: gston gasps
[15:02] Myrtil Igaly whispers : Dr O! Dr O!
[15:02] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Wheatcliffe, over here.
[15:03] Martini Discovolante is Offline
[15:03] Doctor Obolensky: I do hope this show isn't too brief for you all.
[15:03] Jim whispers "Damn! Oy forgot me slingshot!"
[15:03] Myrtil Igaly elbows Jimmy : Look at the size of this guard's triple axe!
[15:04] Jimmy chuckles.
[15:04] Espah: Cal...here we go.
[15:04] TotalLunar Eclipse: Good afternoon Doctor
[15:04] Annechen Lowey: Would have been shorter if they had allowed flensing.
[15:04] Litta Nightfire nods gravely to the defendant.
[15:05] Doctor Obolensky: I can see your officers of the court finished their set at the Moulon Rouge just in time.
[15:06] Myrtil Igaly: hehehe
[15:06] Litta Nightfire: ^^ Regrets that you missed it, Doctor?
[15:06] Litta Nightfire: (paralegals don't get paid much)
[15:06] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection ... argumentative and disrespectful to the court. I call for contempt charges, Your Honor.
[15:06] TotalLunar Eclipse: Let’s hope that comment was not aimed at my wife
[15:06] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Wheatcliffe.
[15:07] Litta Nightfire: ((Justice Broome is having some lag issues, please excuse))
[15:07] Zebrati Merricks waits as the court house appears.
[15:08] Remington Pinion: judges having lag issues, wow, this is like RL!!
[15:08] Doctor Obolensky: Ah, Mister Merricks. Welcome.
[15:08] Zebrati Merricks: Thank you doctor.
[15:08] Jimmy Branagh notes Merricks arrival
[15:08] Myrtil Igaly elbows Jimmy again and points at Mr Merricks
[15:08] Myrtil Igaly: oh
[15:08] Forelle Broek moves for a temporary restraining order and permanent injunction against the lag
[15:08] Magdalena Kamenev whispers, "Thank goodness ..."
[15:08] Doctor Obolensky: I'm afraid the chairs aren't very comfortable.
[15:08] Zebrati Merricks: Forgive the few seconds of lateness...the dye in my hair was still wet.
[15:08] Venerable Broome: order
[15:09] Hawc Decosta: SL will never sit still for it Forelle!
[15:09] KlausWulfenbach Outlander snorts quietly
[15:09] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Excuse me Your Grace, I hope this seat isn't taken
[15:09] Lipidro Bloobury whispers "..at least this town has a Town Hall..."
[15:09] Doctor Obolensky: Not at all, you still beat the opposing counsel here. >chuckles<
[15:09] KlausWulfenbach Outlander whispers: You're fine.
[15:09] Patch Reina whistles as he waltz' into the court room and takes a seat behind Merricks.
[15:09] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Thank you sir
[15:09] Litta Nightfire: I see everyone has arrived. Are we ready to commence?
[15:10] "Well, lookie 'oo showed up," whispered Jim
[15:10] KlausWulfenbach Outlander eyes Herr Doktor Parx uneasily
[15:10] Venerable Broome: Mr
[15:10] Litta Nightfire: (and, Miss Burton, may I say you look lovely)
[15:10] Venerable Broome: Broek, are you ready?
[15:10] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merriks?
[15:11] Zebrati Merricks: I am ready your Honor.
[15:11] Eugenia Burton nervously smiles.
[15:11] Venerable Broome: Proceed
[15:11] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek
[15:11] Forelle Broek: Your honor, I apologize for my delay
[15:11] Forelle Broek: ((technical difficulties, grrrrr))
[15:11] Myrtil Igaly whispers to Jimmy : Wow, ever seen Dr O without his tophat? Less impressive heh
[15:11] Forelle Broek: ((I don't see anyone else))
[15:11] Venerable Broome: None required, Sir, I, myself was a bit congugulated, as you saw
[15:12] Zebrati Merricks takes off his coat.
[15:12] Forelle Broek sees Miss Tensai, and notices the menacing device strapped to her back
[15:12] Tensai Hilra: just in case *smiles*
[15:12] Forelle Broek: Hello Genie
[15:13] "Lots of shine coming off that head!"
[15:13] Jimmy chuckles.
[15:13] Eugenia Burton: Hello, Forelle. I am very happy to see you.
[15:13] Breezy Carver: laughs
[15:13] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek -- please begin.
[15:13] KlausWulfenbach Outlander is Offline
[15:13] Forelle Broek: Thank you, your honor.
[15:13] Forelle Broek: I have only a brief opening statement
[15:13] Myrtil Igaly waves at Patch and gestures the bunny ears above her own head with a toothy smile
[15:14] Venerable Broome: Good.
[15:14] Breezy Carver: wheres gordon will there be tea ??
[15:14] Forelle Broek: The plaintiff, Miss Eugenia Burton, is a beloved and respected member of our fair Steelhead community
[15:14] Patch Reina scowls and gestures chewing on a nut.
[15:14] Forelle Broek: This past March, she suffered grievous injuries in the course of her attempt to come to the rescue of our good friends in New Babbage
[15:14] Litta Nightfire gets out a handkerchief
[15:15] Patch Reina yawns LOUDLY, "borin already..."
[15:15] Forelle Broek: ((lagety lag lag lag))
[15:15] Lumina Elvehjem: Nice attention span!
[15:15] Venerable Broome: NOddity, nod nod nod
[15:15] Forelle Broek: The person responsible for the attack on New Babbage, and the resulting injuries to Miss Burton, is the Defendant, Dr. Obolensky
[15:15] Myrtil Igaly frowns
[15:16] Forelle Broek: We will establish that he planted a device that, by its design, deprived Miss Burton of her magickal power, and also caused her to suffer a broken limb
[15:16] Doctor Obolensky: >snorts<
[15:16] Zebrati Merricks: /taps his table a bit while listening.
[15:16] Breezy Carver: *sighs*
[15:16] Forelle Broek: We seek damages in an amount sufficient to compensate for these losses, and punitive damages to drive home the message that this sort of anti-social conduct in unacceptable.
[15:16] Gizmo Theas shakes her head
[15:16] Caladon Rae frowns slightly
[15:17] Forelle Broek: That is all I hav4e for now your Honor
[15:17] Venerable Broome: Well, that was brief, at least.
[15:17] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks?
[15:17] Zebrati Merricks: Yes your honor I am ready.
[15:17] Zebrati Merricks: If it pleases the court....
[15:18] Venerable Broome: It does
[15:18] Molly Steampunk waves her sign.
[15:18] Forelle Broek: *under his breath "sick up"*
[15:18] Venerable Broome: Although not much does.
[15:18] Zebrati Merricks gets out of his chair. "Today we have had claims that one Doctor Obolensky has committed wrongs."
[15:18] Lumina Elvehjem toys wif her fink sign
[15:19] Zebrati Merricks: Not only are these just claims and not facts they are also very poorly designed ones.
[15:19] Riven Homewood: Oh dear - this is going to be a long one, I'm afraid
[15:19] Gizmo Theas smiles
[15:19] Zebrati Merricks: While it is very true that the doctor built the items that rained down on Babage that fatefull day he himself had sold them to a third party.
[15:19] Litta Nightfire notes the presence of "Dr. Obolensky is a Fink" signs in the transcript
[15:19] KlausWulfenbach Outlander mutters
[15:20] Zebrati Merricks: To hold him responsible for the actions this party did would be the same as holding a gunsmith responsible for a murder.
[15:20] Molly Steampunk grins.
[15:20] Patch Reina: here here!
[15:20] Gizmo Theas nods
[15:20] Forelle Broek: ((Hey, my typist is a Fink!!))
[15:20] Myrtil Igaly: Booooo
[15:20] Hotspur Otoole: (( I'm just shocked... ))
[15:20] Zebrati Merricks: Also the Plaintiff herself did much to cause her own harm. Tossing herself in harms way instead of going to get the proper channels of help.
[15:20] Lumina Elvehjem: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*.̧mrrrrļ.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[15:21] Patch Reina nods sagely.
[15:21] Doctor Obolensky: Not to mention being touched in the head.
[15:21] Zebrati Merricks: And of course there is the odd fact that all other beings who had been effected by the attack are now back to normal...she is the only one that isn’t.
[15:21] Venerable Broome: order
[15:21] Myrtil Igaly: and my bakery is still destroyed...
[15:21] Eugenia Burton arches an eyebrow.
[15:21] Riven Homewood: Did Dr O touch Miss Burton in the head? That sounds totally uncalled for!
[15:21] Zebrati Merricks looks at the Judge. "Should I wait or do you wish me to stop?"
[15:21] Forelle Broek: That's assault -- an offensive touching!
[15:22] Venerable Broome: Please continue, but tell your client to shut his gob.
[15:22] Forelle Broek: *tee hee*
[15:22] Litta Nightfire stifles a giggle
[15:22] Caladon Rae: *snorts*
[15:22] Hawc Decosta: Hoooo!
[15:22] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor may I ask that you tell the other council to also be quiet....
[15:22] Venerable Broome: order i n the court
[15:22] Hawc Decosta: for the Judge!
[15:22] Venerable Broome: There will be not a HOO
[15:22] Riven Homewood: And no floppy dongs either? This is Steelhead!
[15:22] Venerable Broome: in this court.
[15:23] Litta Nightfire: one
[15:23] Lumina Elvehjem stifles a hooness
[15:23] Hotspur Otoole: that's a hard judge, there.
[15:23] Molly Steampunk: HOO-...oh. Dem.
[15:23] Venerable Broome: Yes, Mr' Broek, please desist
[15:23] Galactic Baroque smiles at the judge's decision
[15:23] CeAire Decosta: What do you think this is - a town meeting?!!
[15:23] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, please continue
[15:23] Forelle Broek: Yes, your HOnor
[15:23] Zebrati Merricks looks at his watch. "I claim the plaintiff is faking her lack of magic. And that the charges should be dropped."
[15:23] Gizmo Theas claps
[15:24] Zebrati Merricks: That is all your honor.
[15:24] Eugenia Burton clutches her handkerchief and worriedly looks back at the crowd.
[15:24] Molly Steampunk: VOT?! Hyu iz crazy!
[15:24] Venerable Broome: Is that a motion, Mr. Merricks?
[15:24] Riven Homewood: I'm just glad he stopped - I thought he'd go on all afternoon
[15:24] Zebrati Merricks: And yes I am afraid it is.
[15:24] Caladon Rae: *glares slightly at Mr. Merricks*
[15:24] Venerable Broome: Denied
[15:24] Venerable Broome: order
[15:24] Zebrati Merricks nods and then shuffles his papers.
[15:24] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, call your first witness.
[15:25] CeAire Decosta: (2 all beef patties....no wrong order....)
[15:25] Litta Nightfire obligingly dances to indicate a motion.
[15:25] Lipidro Bloobury throws a rock at Molly's sign
[15:25] Venerable Broome: Nice motion, clerk.
[15:25] Forelle Broek: yes Your Honor, the plaintiff calls herself to the stand
[15:25] Molly Steampunk: HOY!
[15:25] Forelle Broek: Miss Burton, please take the witness stand
[15:25] Caladon Rae: *catches the rock* Ey.
[15:25] gstone Turas: gstone sits on the edge of her seat
[15:25] Molly Steampunk narrows her eyes at Lipidro. "Hyu vantz to take diz outside?"
[15:26] Venerable Broome: Ahem....
[15:26] Eugenia Burton makes her way to the stand, passing the scary, yet petite bailiff.
[15:26] Venerable Broome: Yes.....
[15:26] Caladon Rae: *quietly* Molly.....enough
[15:26] Venerable Broome: Hmmmm
[15:26] Lipidro Bloobury: yes, give me your sign, and outside i will take it
[15:26] Venerable Broome: Proceed.
[15:26] Molly Steampunk subsides, grumbling.
[15:26] Lumina Elvehjem is Offline
[15:26] Forelle Broek: Thank you, your Honor.
[15:26] Caladon Rae: Lipidro, enough.
[15:26] Forelle Broek: For the sake of the record, will you please identify yourself, Miss Burton
[15:27] Tanarian Davies is Offline
[15:27] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, stand please.
[15:27] Eugenia Burton: I am Eugenia Hadassah Burton.
[15:27] Venerable Broome: Thank you.
[15:28] Doctor Obolensky: >tisks< He should be brought up on charges for that suit.
[15:28] Venerable Broome: *chuckles*
[15:28] Patch Reina giggles cutely.
[15:28] Zebrati Merricks glances at the doctor.
[15:28] Lipidro Bloobury chuckles
[15:28] Forelle Broek: Now, Miss Burton, do you recall the date of March 9, 18__?
[15:28] Eugenia Burton nods, "I do, sir."
[15:28] Gizmo Theas: ((smiles))
[15:28] Forelle Broek: And what in particular do you recall from that date?
[15:28] Venerable Broome: Dr. Obolensky, please keep your opinions to yourself?
[15:29] Treloar Parx: ((Nice touch))
[15:29] Litta Nightfire winks at Dr. Obolensky.
[15:29] Doctor Obolensky: I"ll do my best, Judge.
[15:29] Lumina Elvehjem: (which is gonna suck)
[15:29] Eugenia Burton: Well... I remember receiving a distress call from friends in the Consulate that there was trouble in New Babbage.
[15:30] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, I apologize, but I must interrupt -- I failed to have Miss Burton sworn in -- will the clerk please do so?
[15:30] Breezy Carver: ((( wb wb wb Lunar ))
[15:30] Forelle Broek: Ah yes, Your Honor, thank you!
[15:31] Litta Nightfire: yes, pook.... Judge!
[15:31] Venerable Broome: Miss Burton, please stand
[15:31] Doctor Obolensky: >whispers to Mister Merricks<
[15:31] Zebrati Merricks leans in to hear the whisper.
[15:31] Doctor Obolensky: rhubarb, rhubarb....rhubarb.
[15:31] Litta Nightfire: Miss Burton, please place your hand on the bible (virtually)
[15:31] Molly Steampunk snickers.
[15:31] Forelle Broek takes note of the court clerk
[15:32] Litta Nightfire: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and look fabulous while you do it?
[15:32] Eugenia Burton places a red-gloved hand atop the Bible.
[15:32] Eugenia Burton: I so swear.
[15:32] Litta Nightfire believes it!
[15:32] Penelope Strathearn giggles
[15:32] Venerable Broome: Thank you. Mr. Broek, proceed
[15:32] Treloar Parx: She looks like she had to get here in a hurry. Only half dressed.
[15:32] Forelle Broek: Thank you Your Honor
[15:32] Gizmo Theas nods
[15:33] Forelle Broek: Now, Miss Burton, you were explaining that you received a distress call.
[15:33] Eugenia Burton retakes her seat.
[15:33] Forelle Broek: Can you tell us why this distress call came to you in particular?
[15:33] Zebrati Merricks: Objection your honor
[15:33] Zebrati Merricks: Leading the witness
[15:33] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks?
[15:33] Venerable Broome: overruled
[15:33] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek
[15:34] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor?
[15:34] Venerable Broome: Repeat your question.
[15:34] Forelle Broek: Ah yes: Miss Burton, can you please tell us why the distress call came to you in particular?
[15:35] Eugenia Burton: It wasn't just me, sir. It went out to anyone who could aid. And, since I have often assisted others, especially friends in need, I used my abilities to rush to the rescue.
[15:35] Forelle Broek: Ah, now you mention your "abilities". What do you mean by that?
[15:36] Venerable Broome: One moment please, Mr. Broek.
[15:36] Forelle Broek waits
[15:36] Venerable Broome: Bailiff -- please examine the jar on your left -- what is that?
[15:36] Tensai Hilra: sorry that is for our associate Dr Darien Mason, he wished that his brain be present that he could not
[15:37] Chronos Fhang: Sorry brother im late.
[15:37] Venerable Broome: Thank You -- the brainless Dr. Mason is welcome.
[15:37] Eugenia Burton: Your Honor, if I may?
[15:37] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor. Dr. Mason's brain will be our next witness, after Miss Burton
[15:37] Forelle Broek: *Dr. Mason
[15:37] Venerable Broome: proceed
[15:37] Tensai Hilra: it is quite safe
[15:37] Riven Homewood: OH! Poor Dr Mason!
[15:37] Gizmo Theas notes the jar is of cheap quality
[15:37] Venerable Broome: Move along.
[15:37] Molly Steampunk: He lozt hiz brain?
[15:37] Forelle Broek: go ahead Genie
[15:37] Lumina Elvehjem: no...its right there...
[15:38] Eugenia Burton: Oh, sorry. They explained it quite well. Ah.. well. Before the Incident, I had full access to the natural abilities of my mother's race.
[15:38] Treloar Parx: Long ago
[15:38] VelesJaeger Munster thinks it's a rather nice jar, fulfilling its purpose well.
[15:38] Riven Homewood: Yes, you can tell Dr Mason didn't buy it - he always uses only the best lab equipment
[15:38] Forelle Broek: And what race is that?
[15:38] Eugenia Burton: She is a djinn.
[15:38] Forelle Broek: And what sort of abilities did you possess?
[15:38] Venerable Broome turns to the witness in surprise.
[15:39] Venerable Broome: *in surprise.
[15:39] Eugenia Burton flashes a smile to the judge. "That's why people call me Genie," she says with a wink.
[15:39] Venerable Broome: nods
[15:39] Gizmo Theas wrinkles her nose in disgust
[15:39] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor I object to Miss Burton's actions. She is clearly flirting with you.
[15:39] Breezy Carver: rolls eyes
[15:40] Lumina Elvehjem: HA...you ain’t seen her flirt then
[15:40] Litta Nightfire silently curses a sitcom song that has taken over her (highly distractable) brain
[15:40] Molly Steampunk snickers, then stops herself.
[15:40] Gizmo Theas smirks
[15:40] Malegatto Alter rolls her eyes
[15:40] VelesJaeger Munster snickers at Her Merrick's weak objection.
[15:40] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, in the interest of full impartiality,
[15:40] Tensai Hilra: ahem! *snicker
[15:40] TotalLunar Eclipse snorts at Lumina's words
[15:40] VelesJaeger Munster: Herr*
[15:40] Treloar Parx: I think that's one of her abilities as mentioned earlier
[15:40] Venerable Broome: I call your attention to the fact that your opposing counsel has
[15:40] Venerable Broome: an attractive female client and an attractive female co-counsel.
[15:40] Forelle Broek smiles
[15:41] Magdalena Kamenev blushes deeply.
[15:41] Venerable Broome: If you wish the presiding judge to flirt with your client, or---
[15:41] Eugenia Burton: As for abilities, well, I could fly. I could breathe underwater. I could heal very rapidly whenever something actually managed to harm me. I... well. I could do lots of things. I could visit alternate dimensions where I formed homes and storage areas for things I collected. I could conjure items, gold, jewels...
[15:41] Venerable Broome: with a co-counsel, please be advised that I will be happy to do so.
[15:41] Venerable Broome: Objection overruled.
[15:41] Forelle Broek smiles again
[15:41] Forelle Broek: Thank you Genie.
[15:41] Lumina Elvehjem: mew
[15:41] Zebrati Merricks: all I am saying your honor is I wish that you keep her from looking and giving such advances to you.
[15:41] The Lady Skusting: laughs
[15:41] Patch Reina snickers and leans forward to Zeb, "I bet its not the gavel the judge wants ta bang eh?"
[15:41] gstone Turas: gstone wakes up after a short nap
[15:42] Gizmo Theas: /BwahahaRetro
[15:42] Gizmo Theas laughs maniacly
[15:42] Hotspur Otoole snickers..
[15:42] Doctor Obolensky: Not to worry Mister Merricks, it just more firmly establishes her character.
[15:42] Forelle Broek: Now, please tell us what happened when you responded to the distress call.
[15:42] Lumina Elvehjem tries to hide the snickers
[15:42] Venerable Broome: order
[15:42] Litta Nightfire can speak from experience, Mr. Merricks, that is quite impossible.
[15:42] Myrtil Igaly imagines the judge flirting with Dr O and shivers
[15:42] Tensai Hilra: ahem! people!
[15:42] Venerable Broome: The audience will please talk in undertones, if at all.
[15:43] Forelle Broek: May I proceed, your Honor?
[15:43] Venerable Broome: Yes.
[15:43] Forelle Broek: Thank you.
[15:43] Doctor Obolensky: >yawns<
[15:43] Forelle Broek: Now, Genie, as I was saying, can you tell the court what happened when you responded to the distress call from New Babbage?
[15:44] Softpaw Sommer slips in quietly and settles next to Breezy
[15:44] Doctor Obolensky: >pulls out his pocket watch and taps it.<
[15:44] Penelope Strathearn: *smiles at Softpaw*
[15:44] Eugenia Burton clutches her hanky. "When I arrived - via my normal magickal teleporting - I was flying as I had been told the attackers were air pirates. I hovered for a bit to try to find Frau Lowey and to see what needed to be done. I flew forward when I saw her and... It was like hitting a wall, but nothing was there.
[15:45] KlausWulfenbach Outlander frowns at all the attention to time by the defendant and his associate
[15:45] Forelle Broek: Nothing at all?
[15:45] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, do you intend to introduce this Frau Lawey?
[15:46] Eugenia Burton: Not that you could see, no. I immediately lost the ability to fly and I fell long and hard to the cobblestones.
[15:46] Forelle Broek: Yes, your honor. Frau Lowey will also testify
[15:46] Venerable Broome: nods
[15:46] Breezy Carver: (( wavess to softpaw and sera ))
[15:46] Forelle Broek: Ah, and after you fell, what happened next?
[15:47] Eugenia Burton: I broke my ankle when I landed and that hurt! I will admit that I had been very unused to feeling great, physical pain until that moment. I quickly learned that pain was to be my new best friend, however.
[15:47] Gizmo Theas wispers to Treloar Parx... she droped her wisky bottle =D
[15:47] Forelle Broek: why is that, Genie?
[15:47] Treloar Parx chuckles
[15:47] Doctor Obolensky: >whispers to Merricks again<
[15:47] Eugenia Burton dabs at her eyes with her hanky.
[15:47] Litta Nightfire dabs her eyes
[15:47] Forelle Broek wouldn't mind giving Miss Nightfire a little dab
[15:48] Riven Homewood frowns at Forelle
[15:48] TotalLunar Eclipse: O_O
[15:48] Tensai Hilra: O.O
[15:48] Caladon Rae: O.O
[15:48] Gizmo Theas pops out her eye... gives it a rub.. and pops it back in again =D
[15:48] Chronos Fhang: O_O
[15:48] Molly Steampunk snickers.
[15:48] Venerable Broome: Nods
[15:48] Litta Nightfire blushes and quickly scribbles a number on an 18__ postit
[15:48] Zebrati Merricks blinks and looks at the Doctor.
[15:48] Eugenia Burton: The field created by Dr. Obolensky's vicious weapon caused all of the magick to be forced from my body. It was excruciatingly painful.
[15:48] Magdalena Kamenev coughs.
[15:48] Forelle Broek: Yes, now you mention a weapon. Can you tell us about that?
[15:49] Patch Reina sighs, "almost as painfully borin as this show..."
[15:49] Eugenia Burton: Not really, sir, no. I never got a good look at it because I was too busy writhing on the ground in pain.
[15:49] Forelle Broek: ah very well.
[15:49] Doctor Obolensky: >whispers to Merricks, points at Broek and the Judge<
[15:49] VelesJaeger Munster mutters, "Ef hyu iz bored, der door iz dot vay."
[15:49] Forelle Broek: And apart from the pain to your ankle, did you experience any other ill effects?
[15:50] Lumina Elvehjem smiles quietly at Veles
[15:50] Eugenia Burton: Yes, I did!
[15:50] Forelle Broek: What was that?
[15:51] Eugenia Burton: I suffered a terrible chill, was very weak, had terrible aches and pains in my bones and muscles. I could barely hold my head up.
[15:51] Gizmo Theas whispers.... sounds like the flu
[15:51] Venerable Broome: Sounds like a bad case of the flu
[15:51] Forelle Broek: And for how long did these symptoms last?
[15:51] Gizmo Theas smiles
[15:51] Doctor Obolensky: >leans back in his chair and closes his eyes<
[15:51] Riven Homewood whispers to CeAire "She really hasn't been the same since it happened"
[15:51] Eugenia Burton: For over a month, sir, before Mr. Maximus was able to alleviate them a bit.
[15:52] Forelle Broek: I see. And what about the "abilities" you mentioned before.
[15:52] CeAire Decosta whispers back - "I agree."
[15:53] Zebrati Merricks whisper to the doctor.
[15:53] Eugenia Burton: Gone. No flight. No shapechanging. No conjuring. I can no longer revert to my formerly natural coloring and I am denied access to my spacious and well-organized dimensional closets.
[15:53] Tensai Hilra: eek!
[15:53] Forelle Broek: Thank you, Miss Burton.
[15:53] Forelle Broek: Your honor, that is all I have for the witness at this time.
[15:53] Venerable Broome: *shakes head* No longer an avatar, terrible.
[15:54] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, yours to cross examine.
[15:54] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor might I remind you that you are to be neutral in this...
[15:54] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Insult to the court!
[15:54] Zebrati Merricks: And thank you your honor.
[15:54] Venerable Broome: Oh, Mr. Mdrricks, I am so neutral you would not believe it!
[15:54] Riven Homewood gasps at Mr Merricks' audacity!
[15:54] Zebrati Merricks: Miss Burton....
[15:54] Caladon Rae: Oh get over yourself.
[15:54] Chronos Fhang whispers to Lunar, "May I eat him later?"
[15:55] TotalLunar Eclipse: No.
[15:55] Forelle Broek reaches under the table for his flask
[15:55] Molly Steampunk snickers.
[15:55] Patch Reina: knock em dead whiskers
[15:55] Litta Nightfire puzzles over the definitions of "neutral" and "neutered"
[15:55] Tensai Hilra glances around.... oh yes... riot... /me toys with her backpack
[15:55] Zebrati Merricks: When rushing to this scene of chaos did you not hear that it was affecting magic users?
[15:55] Venerable Broome raises an eyebrow at the clerk
[15:55] Tensai Hilra notices noones rioting... sighs
[15:55] Riven Homewood had supposed Miss Nightfire would know the difference...
[15:55] Tensai Hilra: sorry your honor, got excited
[15:56] Molly Steampunk looks at Tensai's backpack with interest, wondering how much it explodes.
[15:56] Kiralette Kelley wonders if the pew would make as good of a scratching post as it looks...
[15:56] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection! Leading the witness.
[15:56] Riven Homewood: Quite a lot would be my guess, Miss Molly
[15:56] Eugenia Burton pulls a tiny sprig of catnip from within her folded hanky and idly twirls it in her gloved fingertips. "No, sir. I only heard that air pirates were attacking."
[15:56] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor I move to get rid of the audience that is not necessary....
[15:56] Riven Homewood: Leading her where?
[15:56] Venerable Broome: Miss Kamenev, your objection is overruled.
[15:56] Zebrati Merricks: They are becoming more of a bother than a help.
[15:56] Molly Steampunk grins widely. "Mebbe hy heff a leedle riot by myself later."
[15:57] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, please control your witness
[15:57] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor
[15:57] Caladon Rae: *gives a short glare at Mr. Merricks* *mutters quietly in Noldorin*
[15:57] Litta Nightfire dances to indicate there is a motion on the floor
[15:57] Venerable Broome: And Mr. Merricks, your motion is denied. Without the audience, this would be even more boring.
[15:57] Treloar Parx wonders how Miss Nightfire is able to transcribe like that
[15:57] Annechen Lowey murmurs, "He still wants to be secretive. I doubt he has anything."
[15:58] Zebrati Merricks: Well your honor now that you mention it the doctor does have a motion that can make this much more interesting.
[15:58] Kiralette Kelley perks at the smell and flicks her ears, watching Genie's hands intently... making her a MUCH more attentive kitty
[15:58] Doctor Obolensky: Hmmm...there really should be refreshments.
[15:58] Caladon Rae: *quietly *Enough with the motions. Get on with it.
[15:58] Riven Homewood: He is just blowing smoke - pretty soon the mirrors will come out too
[15:58] Venerable Broome: Hmmm.
[15:58] Softpaw Sommer giggles and fingerwiggles to Merricks fluttering her wings.
[15:58] Venerable Broome: And that would be?
[15:58] Forelle Broek passes Dr. Obolensky his flask
[15:58] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection. Your Honor already called for motions. Mr. Merricks presented his and it was denied.
[15:58] Lumina Elvehjem: ./me mrrls bout the dr motions n his unfortunate bottom
[15:59] Zebrati Merricks sighs.
[15:59] Zebrati Merricks: And once again...I think I need to remind those watching that they are not able to object.
[15:59] Venerable Broome: Ms Kamenev, that was for pretrial motions -
[15:59] Zebrati Merricks motions to Ashiko.
[15:59] Eugenia Burton twirls the little sprig of catnip in her fingers.
[15:59] Doctor Obolensky: She's actually part of the prosecution, I think, Mister Merricks.
[15:59] Venerable Broome: order.
[15:59] Riven Homewood: She is Ashiko?
[15:59] Doctor Obolensky: Although why she's sitting in the audience is a question.
[15:59] Forelle Broek: Indeed, Miss Kamanev is co-counsel
[15:59] CeAire Decosta finds that quite objectionable!
[16:00] Zebrati Merricks: Ahem...
[16:00] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, Ms Kamenev is co-counsel, she just doesn’t have a seat where I can see and appreciate her.......
[16:00] Treloar Parx: Couldn't afford another chair
[16:00] Forelle Broek: Perhaps we can bring another chair up here for Ms. Kamanev
[16:00] Zebrati Merricks: Alright then.
[16:00] Venerable Broome: Now -- what is the motion the Doctor has?
[16:00] TotalLunar Eclipse: yes we can
[16:00] Tensai Hilra find a chair...
[16:00] Magdalena Kamenev: Not necessary ...
[16:00] Zebrati Merricks adjusts his tie. "Let me first see if he wishes we use it."
[16:01] Zebrati Merricks leans down to talk to the doctor.
[16:01] Jimmy elbows Myrtil
[16:01] Venerable Broome: Ms Kamenev, I would welcome someone like you to look at, Mr.Broek is not at all a vision of loveliness.
[16:01] Riven Homewood passes Chronos her battered and treasured copy of The Old Fanny Farmer's Cookbook
[16:01] Eugenia Burton: Objection, Your Honor. He's adorable.
[16:01] Doctor Obolensky: Rhubarb....rhubarb.
[16:01] Chronos Fhang is very grateful.
[16:02] Venerable Broome: Sustained
[16:02] Eugenia Burton beams.
[16:02] CeAire Decosta doesn't remember if there were any rhubarb recipes in the Steelhead Cookbook...
[16:02] Venerable Broome: But he doesn't appeal to me.
[16:02] Forelle Broek smiles at his client
[16:02] Malegatto Alter shifts on the hard wooden bench
[16:02] Myrtil Igaly looks at Jimmy questioningly
[16:02] Litta Nightfire admires the Judge's perspicacity
[16:02] Zebrati Merricks: Ahem...
[16:02] Forelle Broek: her vision was hurt too, it appears
[16:03] Treloar Parx: *coughs*
[16:03] Zebrati Merricks: The doctor request he is allowed to summerize the long plea the prosecution is trying to put through the court.
[16:03] Venerable Broome: That, Mr. Bfoek, seems to be the first evidence you've presented of your clien't injuries.
[16:03] CeAire Decosta admires Litta's ability to use perspicacity in a sentence and spell it right!
[16:03] Venerable Broome: Was there not something about an injury to a limb?
[16:03] Zebrati Merricks: Yes I would like you to show proof of such injuries.
[16:03] Zebrati Merricks: Both the leg and the magic loss.
[16:04] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor. I believe Miss Burton testified to that. We would be glad to provide a viewing
[16:04] Venerable Broome: In the first place, Mr.
[16:04] CeAire Decosta: Take her leg off - eek!
[16:04] CeAire Decosta: oh
[16:04] Doctor Obolensky: Now there's a thought.
[16:04] Venerable Broome: Just a darn minute there!
[16:04] Zebrati Merricks: Especially due to the odd fact many other magical types regained their powers an hour after the attack.
[16:04] Doctor Obolensky: Or less.
[16:04] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merrick, tell your client this is not a criminal trial -- there is no procesution.
[16:05] Gizmo Theas whispers alledged attack =D
[16:05] CeAire Decosta: (hmm. Some parts of it could be considered criminal!)
[16:05] Venerable Broome: Motion to summarize is denied
[16:05] Forelle Broek: ((ack, why am I wandering around the courtroom!))
[16:05] Riven Homewood whispers to CeAire "See, she really has changed. The old Genie would have seized the chance to show off her ankles!"
[16:05] Doctor Obolensky: Then perhaps a pillow and blanket?
[16:05] Eugenia Burton twirls the sprig of catnip and blinks at Mr. Merricks.
[16:05] Zebrati Merricks: Doctor control yourself.
[16:06] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek
[16:06] Forelle Broek: Yes your honor?
[16:06] Magdalena Kamenev tries not to kick Darien's jar.
[16:06] Venerable Broome: Please be prepared, when Mr. Merrick finishes his cross, to have Miss Burton enter her injury into evidence for my examination.
[16:06] Forelle Broek: Certainly, Your Honor, as you wish!
[16:07] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merrick continue.
[16:07] Eugenia Burton looks expectantly at Mr. Merricks.
[16:07] Zebrati Merricks: As I was asking can you explain why all other magical creatures have regained their powers while you yourself have not.
[16:07] Riven Homewood: How on earth can she explain that!
[16:07] Eugenia Burton: I don't know, sir. I am not an expert in the supernatural or of the super sciences.
[16:07] Zebrati Merricks: Is your magic inherently different?
[16:07] Riven Homewood: Sorry, your honor
[16:08] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection. The witness only knows her condition, not the condition of others.
[16:08] Forelle Broek: yes, objection your honor, calls for speculation
[16:08] Venerable Broome: sustained
[16:08] Zebrati Merricks: Let me rephrase the question.
[16:08] Venerable Broome: yes, please do.
[16:08] Zebrati Merricks: Can you prove that you have completely lost your magic or are we to take your word for it?
[16:09] Forelle Broek: Objection your honor, badgering the witness
[16:09] VelesJaeger Munster wonders how one proves a negative in context?
[16:09] Eugenia Burton: How could I prove that? I said I could breathe underwater before - do you intend me to drown to prove I can't do that anymore?
[16:09] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: whisper, how can she prove a negative.
[16:09] Doctor Obolensky: Hmmm...another excellent idea.
[16:09] Riven Homewood looks around for the badgers
[16:09] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, are you accepting that this talent existed before the event?
[16:09] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor I am simple asking her if she has proof.
[16:09] CeAire Decosta: Two positives make a negative?
[16:09] Zebrati Merricks: And yes that it existed before.
[16:09] VelesJaeger Munster is fairly certain Miss Genie weighs more than a duck.
[16:09] Molly Steampunk could go for a nize badger right now.
[16:09] Zebrati Merricks: But that she might be hiding her powers now to get money in the end.
[16:10] Venerable Broome: But Mr. Merricks, your question is on the record.
[16:10] CeAire Decosta: (Depends upon the duck)
[16:10] Hawc Decosta: The Good Doc O is sounding villainous!
[16:10] Treloar Parx is still waiting to see evidence of responsibility rather than effects
[16:10] Eugenia Burton: Anyone from Steelhead could tell you that I was a djinni before.
[16:10] Eugenia Burton: *Before*.
[16:10] Forelle Broek whispers *someone's gonna get it in the end if he keeps on like this*
[16:10] Gizmo Theas nods
[16:10] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: ;)
[16:10] Venerable Broome: You asked if she could prove she had lost her powers, does that not mean you accept that they existed?
[16:10] Eugenia Burton flashes another smile at the judge.
[16:10] Riven Homewood: Good one!
[16:10] Venerable Broome: And Mr. Broek, objection overruled.
[16:11] Doctor Obolensky: Hmm...now the judge is leading my counsel.
[16:11] Venerable Broome: Yes,m Doctor, that is my job.
[16:11] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor have I questioned her having powers before hand? I am simply asking if they can prove the loss of them now.
[16:11] Breezy Carver: (( to dance ??))
[16:11] Magdalena Kamenev whispers, "Stipulated admission ... yes!"
[16:11] Zebrati Merricks: Just as one proves that they broke their leg.
[16:11] Forelle Broek: Your honor, that is the subject of medical testimony, which we will present through the next witness
[16:11] Venerable Broome: I know yo did not question her having powers. I asked if you are accepting that premise without proof.
[16:11] Doctor Obolensky: >rubs the bridge of his nose<
[16:12] Eugenia Burton: The Consulate folks who set and bandaged my leg can verify that it was, indeed, broken.
[16:12] Doctor Obolensky: Now you all begin to see why I like to do things *my* way.
[16:12] Venerable Broome: Very well, Mr. Broek. Proceed, Mr. Merricks.
[16:12] CeAire Decosta: Xrays or xray vision?
[16:12] Riven Homewood: Everyone likes to have their own way, Dr O! Live with it!
[16:13] Zebrati Merricks: Mis Burton...what were your compensation wishes for the doctor for the out of court settlement?
[16:13] Forelle Broek: Objection. Settlement discussion are privileged
[16:13] Venerable Broome: Sustained
[16:13] Treloar Parx: ?
[16:13] Breezy Carver: (grins*
[16:13] VelesJaeger Munster smiles.
[16:13] Doctor Obolensky: Unlikely....no agreement to that was made beforehand.
[16:13] Eugenia Burton had opened her mouth to reply, but quickly shuts it.
[16:13] Lumina Elvehjem: wow... amature... that your way too DR?
[16:13] Zebrati Merricks: As I was about to say.
[16:13] Malegatto Alter taps her claws impatiently
[16:14] Zebrati Merricks: The doctor took my line.
[16:14] Riven Homewood: Improvise?
[16:14] Zebrati Merricks: Seeing it was discussion and not settlement in the end it shouldn’t be classified material.
[16:14] KlausWulfenbach Outlander mutters
[16:14] Venerable Broome: Hmm.
[16:15] CeAire Decosta whispers to Riven - "This is like a real trial. They take forever!"
[16:15] Venerable Broome: Takes that under advisement.
[16:15] Forelle Broek: No, not classified. But inadmissible under the Rules of Evidence
[16:15] Eugenia Burton: I don't mind answering, Your Honor.
[16:15] Venerable Broome: *thinks*
[16:15] Riven Homewood wonders if this trial is going to go on until midnight
[16:15] Zebrati Merricks: There you have it your honor. May I continue?
[16:15] Forelle Broek: Ah well if Miss Burton does not object, I'll withdraw my objection
[16:15] Venerable Broome: I know, Miss, Burton, that is not the issue.
[16:15] Eugenia Burton looks to Forelle, "Unless my Counsel deems it inadvisable."
[16:15] Doctor Obolensky: >rubs his brow<
[16:15] Forelle Broek: We have nothing to hide
[16:15] Treloar Parx: That's why it's called a trial, because it's like that to sit through
[16:15] Venerable Broome: OH? Very well, Miss Burton, answer the question.
[16:15] Doctor Obolensky: Can we get on with this? We haven't even gotten to a single fact yet.
[16:15] Riven Homewood nods
[16:15] Gizmo Theas: *mauRuu*
[16:15] Gizmo Theas smiles
[16:16] Zebrati Merricks: Doctor....
[16:16] Zebrati Merricks: If you would kindly let me talk while you listen.
[16:16] Eugenia Burton grins at Mr. Merricks.
[16:16] Venerable Broome: Thank you, Mr. Merricks. Please tell your client that this trial will determine what is a fact.
[16:16] Venerable Broome: Continue, Miss Burton.
[16:16] Ashiko Kuroe yawns leaning back in the bench, pulling out his pocketwatch.
[16:16] KlausWulfenbach Outlander frowns
[16:17] Eugenia Burton: Thank you, Your Honor. I was asked what I had requested as a settlement, if I recall?
[16:17] Forelle Broek takes a quick nip from his flask
[16:17] Venerable Broome: Bailiff -- please remove all pocketwatches in the courtroom!
[16:17] Doctor Obolensky: >Facepalms<
[16:17] Zebrati Merricks: That is correct...
[16:17] Softpaw Sommer 's nose twitches as she scents a certian bunny and she leans over to peer at him
[16:17] Treloar Parx: Objection!
[16:17] Zebrati Merricks: And your honor I would prefer to hold onto mine...
[16:17] Venerable Broome: You are to answer that, yes.
[16:17] Doctor Obolensky: Indeed! How are we to know how interminable this trial is without timepieces?
[16:18] KlausWulfenbach Outlander courteously puts his unviewed watch away
[16:18] Gizmo Theas smirks
[16:18] Venerable Broome: Nods at Mr. Merricks. (And recognizes that there is a large clock at the front of the room.)
[16:18] Eugenia Burton folds her hands and calmly testifies, "I asked Dr. Obolensky to marry me in order to provide shelter, sustenance, and protection until such time as I regained my magickal abilities since I have been sorely reduced by their loss.
[16:18] Zebrati Merricks: Miss Burton if you would...
[16:18] KlausWulfenbach Outlander scowls
[16:18] Tensai Hilra nervously notices everyone checking the time.... hmm...
[16:18] Gizmo Theas: ooooo
[16:19] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks?
[16:19] Caladon Rae: *raises a brow*
[16:19] Zebrati Merricks: Yes?
[16:19] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: my goodnes...
[16:20] Zebrati Merricks: Im waiting for Miss Burton to answer the question your honor....
[16:20] Venerable Broome: You asked the question -- what's the next one?
[16:20] Doctor Obolensky: I turned her down, of course.
[16:20] Softpaw Sommer: ((she did))
[16:20] Venerable Broome: She answered you.
[16:20] Zebrati Merricks: (oh it didnt show up)
[16:20] Zebrati Merricks: (now it just did)
[16:20] Eugenia Burton folds her hands and calmly testifies, "I asked Dr. Obolensky to marry me in order to provide shelter, sustenance, and protection until such time as I regained my magickal abilities since I have been sorely reduced by their loss.
[16:20] Zebrati Merricks: And did the doctor not offer to adopt you instead?
[16:20] Gizmo Theas repeats... Oooooo!
[16:20] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek?
[16:21] Venerable Broome: Ms. Kamenev?
[16:21] Treloar Parx: ((chat lag in a court transcript will make it fun to decipher))
[16:21] Forelle Broek: No further questions of this witness, your Honor
[16:21] Riven Homewood whispers "Poor Genie! I had no idea she was that desperate!"
[16:21] Gizmo Theas: ((yep =D ))
[16:21] Malegatto Alter shakes her head
[16:21] Myrtil Igaly whispers to Jimmy : "Who would like to be married to or adopted by Dr O really..."
[16:21] Venerable Broome raises eyebrows.
[16:21] CeAire Decosta: (LOL Treloar!)
[16:21] Eugenia Burton: He did, but as I am very clearly a mature woman, people would have speculated that I was a concubine rather than a 'daughter'.
[16:21] Gizmo Theas whispers.. desperate for a husband =P
[16:21] Jimmy Branagh: A rat, maybe
[16:21] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, I was simply giving you the opportunity to object.
[16:21] Myrtil Igaly giggles
[16:22] Jimmy Branagh: A bad rat
[16:22] Zebrati Merricks: And being a wife for him wouldn’t get you the same speculation?
[16:22] Doctor Obolensky: Bushwah.
[16:22] Forelle Broek: Oh, no objection at all.
[16:22] Eugenia Burton: No - because we would be married and I would -clearly- not be a daughter.
[16:22] Treloar Parx: Ask Willard
[16:22] Venerable Broome: nods
[16:22] Riven Homewood: Well I object - poor Genie!
[16:22] Eugenia Burton blinks at Mr. Merricks.
[16:22] Riven Homewood: What a terrible fate!
[16:22] KlausWulfenbach Outlander scowls more deeply
[16:22] SteelCobra Calamari is Offline
[16:23] Caladon Rae: *watches the Baron carefully*
[16:23] Zebrati Merricks: One last question...did you see the doctor dropping said magic bombs or have any reason to believe that he directly caused this questioned loss of magic.
[16:23] Malegatto Alter listens with interest
[16:23] Gizmo Theas leans forward
[16:23] gstone Turas: gstone's delicate sensibilities are shocked by the revelations
[16:24] Eugenia Burton: I did not see him drop them, no, but I am privy to information obtained by the pirate captain who clearly named Dr. Obolensky as his employer.
[16:24] Zebrati Merricks: Hmm your honor this raises another question.
[16:24] Patch Reina: oh yah..a pirate..the most honest folk to believe.
[16:24] Zebrati Merricks: If I may continue...
[16:24] Venerable Broome: Mr Broek, please tell your client she should answer the questions without added information.
[16:24] Treloar Parx: Because all pirates tell the truth
[16:24] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: looks at Miss Rae wonderingly.
[16:24] Venerable Broome: Yes, Mr. Merricks you may.
[16:24] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: They do when... encouraged.
[16:24] Doctor Obolensky: >pulls a newssheet from his cape and starts reading<
[16:24] CeAire Decosta whispers to Riven - "wouldn't that be hearsay?"
[16:24] Zebrati Merricks: Tank you.
[16:24] Zebrati Merricks: thank*
[16:24] Forelle Broek: Yes, Genie, you mustn't asnwer except as asked
[16:24] Ashiko Kuroe winds his watch up slowly before putting it back on his belt.
[16:25] Eugenia Burton nods to Forelle, "Sorry, sugar."
[16:25] Zebrati Merricks: Miss Burton. Is this pirate a trustworthy source?
[16:25] Riven Homewood whispers back "I was wondering that - why didn't Mr Merrick object?
[16:25] Eugenia Burton: His interrogator is.
[16:25] Zebrati Merricks: And do you believe that the pirate wouldn’t just lie to get out of trouble?
[16:25] TotalLunar Eclipse hears the chain of yet another watch being checked and makes a motion at his wife.
[16:26] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks, you are calling for speculation.
[16:26] Eugenia Burton: I believe the interrogator has methods to dissuade lying.
[16:26] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor her council is not objecting.
[16:26] Gizmo Theas nods
[16:26] Venerable Broome: I realize that --
[16:26] Doctor Obolensky: Well, they don't have anything but speculation, that's all he *can* call for. >chuckles<
[16:26] Venerable Broome: Sometimes we just have to take these things as they come.
[16:27] Zebrati Merricks: Not to mention your honor....and doctor stop taking what Im about to say.
[16:27] Magdalena Kamenev whispers to her co-counsel.
[16:27] Forelle Broek: Yes, your honor, just trying to help move things along
[16:27] Venerable Broome: Understood.
[16:27] Zebrati Merricks: No further questions then your honor for times sake.
[16:27] Zebrati Merricks: Though I do request the brain witness not be allowed to testify.
[16:27] Doctor Obolensky: Sorry Mister Merricks, I'll continue with my crossword, shall I?
[16:27] Venerable Broome: Oh, then Mr. Broek, re-cross?
[16:27] Venerable Broome: Just a moment, Mr. Merricks.
[16:28] Forelle Broek: No you honor, nor further questions for Miss Burton
[16:28] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: whispers, "I wonder if anyone was checked for weapons......"
[16:28] Venerable Broome: And do you or do you not wish to enter the injured limb into evidence?
[16:28] Forelle Broek: Ah yes, your honor, we can certainly do that.
[16:28] KlausWulfenbach Outlander whispers back: Fraulein Rae's weapon is a person and a deputy bailiff.
[16:28] Litta Nightfire shakes head reprovingly at Mr. Merricks, thinking he should have brought better toys for his client to play with
[16:28] Treloar Parx whispers back "In this group it's easier to look for those who don't have weapons."
[16:28] Espah: Mhmm..
[16:28] Forelle Broek: Genie, would you please display your ankle for the court
[16:28] Hyacinth Cortes puts monocle to eye and peers around
[16:28] CeAire Decosta hides her derringer deeper in her dress pocket....
[16:29] Eugenia Burton: It is fully healed, but I can certainly do t...
[16:29] Treloar Parx: Ankles!
[16:29] Eugenia Burton trails off to blink at the screen.
[16:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Control yourself, Parx.
[16:29] Forelle Broek: Plaintiff would ask that the ankle be marked as Plaintiff's Exhibit A and offers it into evidence
[16:29] Litta Nightfire: The judge has requested the screen be used while he examines the evidence
[16:29] Venerable Broome: Be seated, Miss Burton
[16:29] Litta Nightfire: (to avoid inflaming the passions of the audience)
[16:30] Zebrati Merricks: Your honor if they have no imagery or proof of broken ankle then I wish the evidence and claim of broken ankle be removed from the record and this trial.
[16:30] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Too late.
[16:30] Hyacinth Cortes: gasps
[16:30] Venerable Broome: MMMM
[16:30] Molly Steampunk: (Dem, ve almost had anodder riot.)
[16:30] Riven Homewood whispers to CeAire "Genie hasn't lost it all - Did you see the judge jump?"
[16:30] Venerable Broome: Ah.yes.
[16:30] Doctor Obolensky: >sighs<
[16:30] Forelle Broek: Your honor, our next witness will testify to the injuries.
[16:30] Venerable Broome: And which limb......
[16:30] Treloar Parx: I didn't think this was going to be a burlesque show
[16:30] Venerable Broome: ah.......
[16:30] Zebrati Merricks: Who I am objecting to you having up at the stand.
[16:30] Doctor Obolensky: Close, but not quite.
[16:30] CeAire Decosta whispers back - "frog in his pants?"
[16:30] Lumina Elvehjem: its not...there’s a screen...if it was...there would be no screen
[16:31] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broelk, I see that there is currently no injury here.
[16:31] Litta Nightfire requests that Mr. merricks clarify his objection
[16:31] Venerable Broome: But is is a VERY nice limb.
[16:31] Forelle Broek: No, your Honor, I believe the ankle is now healed.
[16:31] Eugenia Burton: No, sir. There is not. It finally healed after I went about on crutches for -ages-.
[16:31] Venerable Broome: Thank you, Miss burton.
[16:31] Riven Homewood whispers to CeAire "Something in his pants, for sure" :-)
[16:31] Forelle Broek: We will have evidence through Dr. Mason
[16:31] Eugenia Burton: Do I have to put my skirt back on?
[16:31] Zebrati Merricks: Should I continue with my objection on the next client your honor?
[16:31] Forelle Broek: *cough*
[16:31] Venerable Broome: Yes,\
[16:31] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Genie!
[16:31] Doctor Obolensky: bushwah....she was dancing on it less than three weeks later.
[16:31] Caladon Rae: O.O
[16:32] Malegatto Alter raises an eyebrow
[16:32] Eugenia Burton: With a Kryptonian dance partner who -held me up-!
[16:32] Gizmo Theas whispers... now there's a question she's never asked before =D
[16:32] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: With assistance.
[16:32] Lumina Elvehjem: ....
[16:32] Zebrati Merricks: Being a brain we can not see if it is the real doctor...with out a mouth we do not know if he is giving us true testimony or if it is being fabricated.
[16:32] Caladon Rae: With assistance....
[16:32] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks please silence your client -- and Mr. Broek, yours, too.
[16:32] Lumina Elvehjem: 3 weeks is a decent time to heal a thing anyways
[16:32] Eugenia Burton wriggles her skirt back down.
[16:32] Zebrati Merricks: And most importantly with no hand he can not swear himself in.
[16:32] Venerable Broome: Miss Burton, you are excused.
[16:32] Zebrati Merricks: And doctor be quiet!
[16:32] Eugenia Burton: Thank you, Your Honor.
[16:32] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor
[16:33] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merrick, your objection is sustained
[16:33] Zebrati Merricks: Thank you your honor.
[16:33] Caladon Rae: *growls*
[16:33] Venerable Broome: HOWEVER
[16:33] CeAire Decosta: Just sit the jar on the Bible!
[16:33] Treloar Parx: Is there proof it's Mason's brain and not one of his experiments?
[16:33] Riven Homewood whispers to CeAire: "Surely the court must make some allowances for the physically differently-abled"
[16:33] Eugenia Burton scoots past Magdalena and Darien, trying hard not to let the brain look up her skirt.
[16:33] VelesJaeger Munster: Torah.
[16:33] CeAire Decosta: Swear him in that way!
[16:33] Venerable Broome: Your client has just admitted that the injury existed.
[16:33] Zebrati Merricks: Has he your honor?
[16:33] Doctor Obolensky: No I didn't.
[16:33] Zebrati Merricks: He said she was dancing.
[16:33] Venerable Broome: So I take it as given.
[16:34] Caladon Rae: *grins* Yes you did.
[16:34] Zebrati Merricks: Not that she was dancing after she had a broken ankle.
[16:34] Forelle Broek: Your honor, I do have an x-ray of Miss Burton's ankle, taken by Dr. Mason as her examining physician.
[16:34] Riven Homewood: She was dancing with Superman! He could carry anybody around the dancefloor
[16:34] Venerable Broome: You may enter it, Mr. Broek
[16:34] Forelle Broek: Thank you your Honor.
[16:35] Zebrati Merricks: Objection.
[16:35] Zebrati Merricks: That can be anyones ankle x-ray.
[16:35] Zebrati Merricks: Where is the doctor who took it?
[16:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ach.
[16:35] Forelle Broek hands copies of the x-ray marked as Plaintiff's Exhibit B
[16:35] Doctor Obolensky: Besides, X-Ray's haven't been invented yet.
[16:35] Zebrati Merricks: That as well.
[16:35] Forelle Broek: Dr. Mason was ahead of his time
[16:35] Magdalena Kamenev rolls her eyes.
[16:35] Riven Homewood sighs "In the jar - we already established that"
[16:35] Breezy Carver: laughs !
[16:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: You are so behind the times, Obolensky.
[16:35] Eugenia Burton: ((*laugh*))
[16:35] Venerable Broome: Neither have magic-destroying bombs, Mr. Merricks
[16:35] Molly Steampunk snickers loudly.
[16:35] Caladon Rae: *snorts*
[16:35] Zebrati Merricks: Have you seen said bomb your honor?
[16:36] Treloar Parx: Case dismissed then
[16:36] Doctor Obolensky: You're right.
[16:36] Patch Reina sighs and looks to Zeb.
[16:36] Forelle Broek looks at the brain in a jar, "A medical mind is a terrible thing to waste"
[16:36] TotalLunar Eclipse: Well that is one place I would not have imagined Darien to be, on a bible.
[16:36] Venerable Broome: Thank you, exhibit entered.
[16:36] Breezy Carver: ((laughing still ))
[16:36] Lumina Elvehjem: hehhehe
[16:36] Eugenia Burton: He requests Old Testament!
[16:36] Litta Nightfire mutters something about deploying such a bomb if the prosecution doesn't let us get on with it
[16:36] Forelle Broek: Thank you your honor
[16:36] Dr. Darien Mason: Yes, I do!
[16:36] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Is an exhibit or a witness?
[16:36] Tensai Hilra: ((technically... xrays are here... Wilhelm Röntgen's first "medical" X-ray, of his wife's hand, taken on 22 December 1895))
[16:36] Zebrati Merricks: (are we in 1895?)
[16:37] Breezy Carver: but its 1881
[16:37] Lumina Elvehjem: ((yes))
[16:37] Dr. Darien Mason: I request being sworn in on an Old Testament or a Torah, please.
[16:37] Riven Homewood: And it is well know that Dr Mason visited Dr Rontgen on occasion
[16:37] Zebrati Merricks: I thought we said no doctor mason....
[16:37] Venerable Broome: Just a darn Minute here.
[16:37] Annechen Lowey nods, "That is Dr Darien Mason, all right."
[16:37] CeAire Decosta: ((1895 Rontgen was credited with discovering the application of xrays.)
[16:37] Venerable Broome: I sustained the objection!
[16:37] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: But that's just the first documented one.....you know unreliable conventional histories are.
[16:37] Zebrati Merricks: Thank you your honor....
[16:37] Doctor Obolensky: Seriously, if you're letting a jar be sworn in to testify, I'd like to go back to my observatory and get a sidetable that has some very interesting testimony to give.
[16:37] Breezy Carver: (( ok well that’s a problem 1881 in Babbage your ahead of we ))
[16:37] Kiralette Kelley: i talked to his brain once.. that sounds like him..
[16:37] Litta Nightfire crosses to swear in the ... ooopsie!
[16:38] gstone Turas: gstone snickers
[16:38] Dr. Darien Mason: If I had a mouth, I would scowl.
[16:38] CeAire Decosta: ((oh well!))
[16:38] Malegatto Alter mutters...Good Lord
[16:38] Zebrati Merricks: Doctor would you keep your lips shut.
[16:38] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek -- what do you mean by proceeding with a witness I have disallowed?
[16:38] CeAire Decosta: Superman xray vision?!
[16:38] Forelle Broek: I apologize your Honor. The brain seems to have a mind of its own
[16:38] Lumina Elvehjem mrrls that ball gags HAVE been invented...
[16:38] Venerable Broome: LOL
[16:38] Riven Homewood: He was disallowed? Rank discrimination!
[16:38] Venerable Broome: Good one, Mr. Broek
[16:38] Breezy Carver: laughs
[16:38] Eugenia Burton: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
[16:38] Zebrati Merricks groans at the puns.
[16:38] Forelle Broek: Our next witness will be Baron Klaus Wulfenbach
[16:39] Treloar Parx: He was disallowed because he was rank
[16:39] Gizmo Theas notes that the brain looks a littel pickled =D
[16:39] Riven Homewood: ((dies at Genie's comment about the mind))
[16:39] Doctor Obolensky: I suggest you play along with my outbursts rather than rail against them, Mister Merricks, it will make you less aggravated.
[16:39] Breezy Carver: ((Oh goody))
[16:39] Tensai Hilra places out a torah
[16:39] Zebrati Merricks: Doctor how am I to play along with them when your going to get yourself kicked out.
[16:39] Venerable Broome: Proceed.
[16:39] Dr. Darien Mason: Sigh. I had them change my solution for nothing.
[16:39] Forelle Broek: Madame Bailiff, if you would be kind enough to place the Mason Jar in safe storage
[16:39] Breezy Carver: laughs
[16:39] Molly Steampunk snickers.
[16:40] Dr. Darien Mason: I.. wha. hey!
[16:40] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe:
[16:40] Venerable Broome: Cold storage, perhaps, Bailiff
[16:40] Malegatto Alter: I could find a good use for that jar...in my lab
[16:40] Forelle Broek glances at the charming court clerk
[16:40] Dr. Darien Mason: Room temperature, please.
[16:40] Hawc Decosta: Thank you you Dr. Mason, you gave your all!
[16:40] Breezy Carver: awww
[16:40] Riven Homewood: Totally unfair
[16:40] Lumina Elvehjem: aww man
[16:40] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I have first options, Alter.
[16:40] CeAire Decosta tries to figure out how to knit a brain stocking for Darien to keep him warm...
[16:40] Doctor Obolensky: Why don't you call me, Broek? After all, the Baron can be quite long-winded, and we are running out of time.
[16:41] Lumina Elvehjem: a tea cozy?
[16:41] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, call your wirness
[16:41] Zebrati Merricks: What time does this case end?
[16:41] CeAire Decosta: That's a thought Lumi!
[16:41] Forelle Broek: Well, alright then.
[16:41] Treloar Parx: It doesn't
[16:41] Forelle Broek: Plaintiff calls Dr. Obolensky
[16:41] Riven Homewood: sometime next year, at the rate we are going...
[16:41] Doctor Obolensky: Whenever they get done, or I get tired of humoring them.
[16:41] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: All right then.
[16:41] Eugenia Burton blinks in disappointment when Klaus steps down.
[16:41] Caladon Rae: *glares at Obolensky* How dare you....
[16:42] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek -- what about the Baron?
[16:42] Magdalena Kamenev raises an eyebrow.
[16:42] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: we all do Miss Burton.
[16:42] Malegatto Alter chuckles
[16:42] Breezy Carver: wait
[16:42] Forelle Broek: Yes, your Honor, we will come to him.
[16:42] Breezy Carver: can i get i a close up
[16:42] Breezy Carver: lol
[16:42] Eugenia Burton blows a kiss to Klaus.
[16:42] Venerable Broome: When?
[16:42] Doctor Obolensky: If you like, I can tell you what the Baron was going to say.
[16:42] Litta Nightfire: Dr. Obololensky, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and never be evil again?
[16:42] Gizmo Theas smiles
[16:42] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Really. Do try.
[16:42] Riven Homewood: Oh, he reads minds too?
[16:42] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe:
[16:42] Zebrati Merricks grumbles about not being able to reach his own witnesses for the case.
[16:42] Forelle Broek: But it may make sense to hear from Dr. Obolensky first
[16:42] Venerable Broome: No, Doctor, unless you want to admit collusion.
[16:43] Venerable Broome: Your choice, Mr. Broek
[16:43] VelesJaeger Munster: Valkz un vatter, dot vun.
[16:43] Doctor Obolensky: Try again, waitress.
[16:43] Venerable Broome: Doctor!
[16:43] Breezy Carver: i do love when the older kids play nice
[16:43] Litta Nightfire raises an eyebrow
[16:43] Venerable Broome: The clerk is NOT a waitress!
[16:43] Breezy Carver: hehehehehehee
[16:43] Gizmo Theas smirks
[16:43] Litta Nightfire: Dr. Obololensky, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and never be evil again?
[16:43] Doctor Obolensky: Well, she certainly isn't a comedienne.
[16:43] Gizmo Theas: /BwahahaRetro
[16:43] Gizmo Theas laughs maniacly
[16:44] Breezy Carver: does he know what the truth is ??
[16:44] Treloar Parx refers Miss Wheatcliffe to the movie The Great Race for the reason behind Fink
[16:44] Doctor Obolensky: I swear to tell you the truth, and the whole truth.
[16:44] Venerable Broome: If you won't swear, then well, the case is over.
[16:44] Doctor Obolensky: Get on with it.
[16:44] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek -- your ball.
[16:44] Litta Nightfire flounces back to her seat, noting that the Dr. clings to his evil nature.
[16:44] Lumina Elvehjem: interesting omissions of course
[16:44] Forelle Broek: Dr. Obolensky, let's get right to the heart of the matter, shall we ...
[16:44] Forelle Broek: You have already admitted that you created the device in question, ahven't you?
[16:44] Treloar Parx: This should be fun
[16:45] Doctor Obolensky: I think we missed getting right to it about an hour ago.
[16:45] Doctor Obolensky: Yes.
[16:45] Forelle Broek: And what was the purpose of that device?
[16:45] Doctor Obolensky: To suppress unreality, in a certain radius, while the device was operating.
[16:45] Zebrati Merricks: (due to unforeseen circumstances I must be off...so I appoint patch to take my place.)
[16:46] Venerable Broome: ((nods))
[16:46] Zebrati Merricks: (have fun patch)
[16:46] Forelle Broek: So, you admit that the intended effect of the device would be to destroy magical powers
[16:46] Doctor Obolensky: Not at all.
[16:46] Venerable Broome: Do you have witnesses to be called, Mr.Merricks?
[16:46] Patch Reina: (wwwaahhhaaa???!!)))
[16:46] Doctor Obolensky: Do listen to waht I say, Mister Broek
[16:46] Forelle Broek: By all means, Dr.
[16:46] Venerable Broome: Pausing, please
[16:46] Doctor Obolensky: Now, carry on.
[16:46] Zebrati Merricks: The witness would be Ashiko Kuroe who is in the back.
[16:46] Venerable Broome: Mr. Merricks?
[16:46] Zebrati Merricks: Patch will know what to ask.
[16:47] Patch Reina: ah will?!
[16:47] Venerable Broome: Nods -- farewell, Mr. Merricks
[16:47] Doctor Obolensky: Bah, I'll do it, Merricks.
[16:47] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, proceed.
[16:47] Forelle Broek: And did you place the device in New Babbage?
[16:47] Doctor Obolensky: Not at all.
[16:47] Forelle Broek: Do you kow who did?
[16:47] Forelle Broek: *know
[16:47] Doctor Obolensky: I have some idea.
[16:48] Doctor Obolensky: But that would be speculation.
[16:48] Gizmo Theas smiles
[16:48] KlausWulfenbach Outlander snorts
[16:48] gstone Turas: gstone believes him
[16:48] Forelle Broek: Well, do you deny that the device was the one you yourself created?
[16:48] Doctor Obolensky: Didn't we cover this already?
[16:48] Venerable Broome: Yes, Mr. Broek, please proceed.
[16:48] Forelle Broek: ((not sure, lost in lag))
[16:49] Breezy Carver: (( the birds .. know )))
[16:49] Venerable Broome: He said he made the thing
[16:49] Eugenia Burton scribbles something on a note pad and pushes it at Forelle.
[16:49] Venerable Broome: And that means it was the same one.
[16:49] Tensai Hilra tries not to drop the mason-jar
[16:49] Forelle Broek: This device -- if an individual of the Djinn race were to come into contact with it, what effect would it have?
[16:50] Riven Homewood gets ready to dodge if Dr Mason comes rolling across the room
[16:50] Doctor Obolensky: It would reduce their so-called "magic" powers, making it more difficult, not impossible, mind you, but more difficult to use. Temporarily.
[16:50] Breezy Carver: (( laughs ))
[16:50] Malegatto Alter will take Doctor Mason if he comes rolling across the room
[16:50] TotalLunar Eclipse smiles at the quotation around 'magic'
[16:51] Doctor Obolensky: If she caught the flu, it was from some other source.
[16:51] Eugenia Burton: It is not the flu!
[16:51] Gizmo Theas smirks
[16:51] Eugenia Burton stamps her foot.
[16:51] Forelle Broek: I see ...
[16:51] Venerable Broome: Doctor, please.
[16:51] Riven Homewood: She does keep chickens...
[16:51] Breezy Carver: Oh my !
[16:52] Forelle Broek: Your honor, that is all I have for Dr. Obolensky at this time, however, I may wish to recall him later
[16:52] Venerable Broome: THAT was speculation, and you seemed to disown such a thing!
[16:52] Venerable Broome: I should think so, Mr. Broek
[16:52] Forelle Broek: At this time I would call Baron Wulfenbac
[16:52] Doctor Obolensky: Few who meet me, fail to recall me. >chuckles<
[16:52] KlausWulfenbach Outlander raises an eyebrow
[16:52] Eugenia Burton worriedly eyes Tensai's loose grip on poor Darien.
[16:52] gstone Turas: later? how much later looks at watch
[16:52] Treloar Parx: Doesn't the defense get to cross-examine?
[16:52] Venerable Broome: Next witness, or Mr/Ms Reina, do you wish to cross (and I apologize for the indeterminate gender)
[16:53] Patch Reina leans over and whispers to the Doc.
[16:53] KlausWulfenbach Outlander sighs
[16:53] Forelle Broek: Yes, I saw the Doctor stand down ...
[16:53] Doctor Obolensky: No, no, Patch is quite happy with my responses, your Honor.
[16:53] Venerable Broome: Thank you, Na d which is it Mr or Ms?
[16:53] Patch Reina shakes his head, "er..no your majesty?"
[16:53] Doctor Obolensky: Now Mister Broek can get on will calling Miss Skytower.
[16:53] Patch Reina: oh its mista!
[16:54] Doctor Obolensky: will/with
[16:54] Patch Reina: cant' ya tell?
[16:54] Venerable Broome: Thank you.
[16:54] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Your Honour, I can be brief.
[16:54] Forelle Broek: Thank you.
[16:54] Forelle Broek: Has Herr Baron been sworn?
[16:54] Venerable Broome: Mr' Broek, are you going to call the Baron?
[16:54] Lumina Elvehjem mrrls bout the floppy...never mind...
[16:54] Doctor Obolensky: He's going to say the Pirates said I hired them.
[16:54] Eugenia Burton: He did, sir.
[16:54] TotalLunar Eclipse looks over to his brother, "Why are you growling?"
[16:54] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Clerk.
[16:54] Forelle Broek enjoys another chance to observe the clerk from behind
[16:54] Eugenia Burton looks back to Chronos and smiles.
[16:55] Litta Nightfire: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and enjoy looking at me while you do it?
[16:55] Venerable Broome: Nods at Mr. Broek, I often do that myself.
[16:55] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Heh, ja, I swear.
[16:55] Eugenia Burton scowls at the clerk.
[16:55] Magdalena Kamenev takes her glasses off and rubs the bridge of her nose.
[16:55] KlausWulfenbach Outlander shakes his head, grinning
[16:55] Eugenia Burton adds a name to a list.
[16:55] Forelle Broek: Herr Baron, are you familiar with the events we have been discussing today?
[16:55] Breezy Carver: hummmmmm
[16:55] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ja, I am.
[16:55] Litta Nightfire still HAS her magical powers ....
[16:56] Lumina Elvehjem: ooooo
[16:56] Forelle Broek: Now we have heard reference to pirates, can you shed any light on that aspect?
[16:56] Doctor Obolensky: >Facepalms<
[16:56] Patch Reina balances a pencil on his lip.
[16:56] Doctor Obolensky: Hmmm...now if you could do that with a slug, m'boy, you could impersonate Chaplin.
[16:57] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I had been asked by the government of New Babbage to take into my custody a captured pirate. I also was able to question that pirate's commander.
[16:57] Patch Reina sherks and lets the pencil fall t the floor.
[16:57] Forelle Broek: And what, if anything, did you learn from your questioning?
[16:57] gstone Turas: gstone wonders if water was involved in the questioning
[16:58] Malegatto Alter chuckles
[16:58] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I learned that he was a mercenary, and therefore had no moral or ethical obligation to protect his customer. He advised me that Doctor Obolensky had hired his crew to deliver devices to New Babbage.
[16:58] Forelle Broek: And did he tell you what these devices were?
[16:58] Doctor Obolensky: >yawns<
[16:58] Eugenia Burton sighs happily at her hero.
[16:58] Litta Nightfire: *stunned intake of breath*
[16:59] Breezy Carver: (( laughs))
[16:59] Doctor Obolensky: Didn't we already determine that?
[16:59] Venerable Broome taps foot
[16:59] Venerable Broome: One moment, please.
[16:59] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: They were the devices scattered about the city, causing the citizenry a great amount of distress. He was able to identify correctly how many per neighbourhood.
[16:59] Forelle Broek: And were the devices recovered?
[17:00] Doctor Obolensky: I am currently not getting any younger.
[17:00] TotalLunar Eclipse: obviously
[17:00] Patch Reina: Objection your honor, the prosecution is being boring.
[17:00] Lumina Elvehjem: old news already
[17:00] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek and Mr. Reina. You have one hour to conclude this trial, and you might consider it worth shortening that by a few minutes for me to consider a verdict.
[17:00] Doctor Obolensky: Oooh, good on you, Patch.
[17:00] Venerable Broome: Proceed.
[17:00] Treloar Parx laughs at Patch
[17:00] Kiralette Kelley mutters about fossils
[17:00] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: They were able to be approached by the non-magical. My Vice Consul's assistant identified them to me as Obolensky's work, confirming the mercenary captain's comments.
[17:00] gstone Turas: one hour more you say?
[17:00] Doctor Obolensky: You're now my new lawyer....Merricks will have to settle for folding clothes and shooting at people.
[17:00] Forelle Broek: Thank you Herr Baron. No further questions.
[17:01] Doctor Obolensky: Well, except for today.
[17:01] Doctor Obolensky: I need to cross.
[17:01] KlausWulfenbach Outlander settles back in the chair
[17:01] Patch Reina: dun worry i got this doc.
[17:01] Doctor Obolensky: Baron! Did the pirates promise not to return to Babbage?
[17:01] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection!
[17:01] Venerable Broome: Doctor are you going to represent your self or is Mr. Reina going to represent you?
[17:01] Litta Nightfire mutters something about the person who represents himself having a fool for a lawyer ...
[17:01] KlausWulfenbach Outlander waits
[17:01] Softpaw Sommer arches a brow up at that question from Dr O
[17:01] Patch Reina: c'mon doc lemme give it a shot!
[17:02] Venerable Broome: Stop. Order
[17:02] Doctor Obolensky: I'm my own co-counsel.
[17:02] Doctor Obolensky: Oh, alright, go ahead, Patch.
[17:02] Jimmy chuckles from the back of the room
[17:02] Venerable Broome: Please wait for me to recognize you then!
[17:02] Riven Homewood: At the risk of repeating myself - Nobody ever said Dr O was a clever....
[17:02] Patch Reina smiles and hops to his feet, "heh, thanks"
[17:02] Magdalena Kamenev scowls.
[17:02] Doctor Obolensky: After all, this court deserves all your legal expertise.
[17:02] Venerable Broome: Mr. Reina -- yours to cross.
[17:02] Breezy Carver: ((laughs))
[17:02] Patch Reina: right right i'll make it quick.
[17:03] KlausWulfenbach Outlander waits
[17:03] Patch Reina: Now Mista Baron, you said thes pirats told ya that the Doc hired them right? Do you have any proof o' dat other than their 'Pirate code of honor and truth tellin' ?
[17:04] Doctor Obolensky: >chuckles<
[17:04] Gizmo Theas smirks
[17:04] Forelle Broek: Objection your honor, Defense Counsel has an awful accent!
[17:04] VelesJaeger Munster chuckles.
[17:04] Riven Homewood: Not to mention his breath!
[17:04] Gizmo Theas: Ooooo!
[17:04] Patch Reina: Objection! the prosecution smells funny!
[17:04] Lumina Elvehjem: /mew!
[17:04] Venerable Broome: overruled, so does the witness
[17:04] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: There was the fact that he was threatened with the potential of bodily harm if he did not cooperate. It was certainly better for him than being left to the angry mob.
[17:04] Doctor Obolensky: Hear hear!
[17:04] CeAire Decosta: eeeuuuu!
[17:05] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I beg your pardon, Your Honour?
[17:05] Annechen Lowey frowns at Mr Broek.
[17:05] Venerable Broome: Get on with it Baron.
[17:05] Eugenia Burton pouts.
[17:05] gstone Turas: torture? did he say torture? gstone's delicate sensibilities are shocked at these revelations
[17:05] Gizmo Theas suspects police brutality
[17:05] Forelle Broek takes a swig and sighs
[17:05] KlausWulfenbach Outlander frowns at the judge and returns his attention to the urchin.
[17:05] VelesJaeger Munster mutters, "Only ting fonny Hy schmellz en here iz ratz. No offenze to der rezident vun en der cellz."
[17:06] Breezy Carver: (( i bet they waterboarded them !! ))
[17:06] Venerable Broome: Anything more, Mr. Reina?
[17:06] Forelle Broek: ((would waterboarding bother a pirate?))
[17:06] Riven Homewood: Who was that who just left the room?
[17:06] Patch Reina nods, "so your tellin me that you threatened to mess him up to get your answer eh?
[17:06] Breezy Carver: (( true ))
[17:06] gstone Turas: Breezy you said it and I therefore cannot disagree
[17:06] Annechen Lowey sighs.
[17:06] Doctor Obolensky: ((Nope, they have WaterBoarding Parties all the time))
[17:06] Patch Reina: how do we know that you didnt threaten him to POINT OUT doc O? eh?"
[17:06] Riven Homewood: ((everybody knows sailors are terrified of drowning))
[17:06] Magdalena Kamenev: Objection. Badgering the witness.
[17:07] CeAire Decosta: Is that like walking the plank?
[17:07] Venerable Broome: Sustained
[17:07] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I am a scientist specialising in brain functions. There could have been many ways to determine the requested information.
[17:07] Riven Homewood: Oh are the badgers back?
[17:07] Breezy Carver: ((laughs))
[17:07] Tensai Hilra: mushroom
[17:07] VelesJaeger Munster: (schnake)
[17:08] Magdalena Kamenev: (Riki Tiki Tavi ...)
[17:08] Patch Reina: kehehe fine fine sustained. But from what i figure there is no PHYSICAL proof linking the doc to the pirates besides those lil toys that make magic folk get all wussy.
[17:08] Doctor Obolensky: Enough of that, Patch, I think we all know how reputable the third-hand word of a pirate is.
[17:08] Doctor Obolensky: We need to get on to their final witness.
[17:08] Patch Reina nods, "fine! the defense rest"
[17:08] Venerable Broome: Yes, please --- be brief.
[17:08] Doctor Obolensky: We don't rest.
[17:08] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Herr Broek?
[17:08] Breezy Carver: ((heh))
[17:08] Jimmy laughs.
[17:08] Doctor Obolensky: Your just done with that witness, see.
[17:08] Patch Reina: i do...i wanna take a nap..
[17:08] Forelle Broek: No further questions for Herr Baron
[17:08] Venerable Broome: Mr. Reina -- you rest?
[17:09] Doctor Obolensky: Ah, well, I can understand that.
[17:09] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, more witnesses?
[17:09] Eugenia Burton warmly smiles to Baron Wulfenbach.
[17:09] Forelle Broek: And, in the interest of time, Your Honor, the Plaintiff will rest
[17:09] KlausWulfenbach Outlander nods back
[17:09] Venerable Broome: OH?
[17:09] Doctor Obolensky: Well, I have a witness.
[17:09] Patch Reina closes his eyes and start to snore.
[17:09] Doctor Obolensky: As my counsel is asleep.
[17:09] Venerable Broome: Yes. Defense -- Mr. Reina?
[17:09] Malegatto Alter looks over
[17:10] Patch Reina blinks, "uweh oh ...we're still going."
[17:10] Doctor Obolensky: Miss Skytower to the stand, please.
[17:10] Breezy Carver: ((sits up this is getting good ))
[17:10] Venerable Broome: OK -- Doctor -- represent yourself and see if I care.
[17:10] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: It's Frau, not Fraulein.
[17:10] Softpaw Sommer points a finger at Patch and sends a small static zap to his fluffy tail
[17:10] Jimmy whispers to Miss Breezy "Isn't wearing your hat in court contempt?"
[17:10] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: And she needs to be fetched from the cell.
[17:10] Breezy Carver: ((shhh shhh no no no ))
[17:10] Patch Reina eeps and looks down as his tail isn now perfectly fluffy, "what tha..."
[17:11] Doctor Obolensky: And I'll even be brief, if you can imagine such a thing at this point.
[17:11] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: From you? Hardly.
[17:11] Eugenia Burton frowns at Dr. Obolensky.
[17:11] Venerable Broome: ((Dr O, in that there is lag, perhaps you should walk to the podium now))
[17:11] CeAire Decosta: Boxers or briefs?
[17:11] Patch Reina snickersk, "go get'em doc"
[17:11] Magdalena Kamenev blinks.
[17:11] Litta Nightfire can imagine Dr. Obolensky's briefs, but it's not pretty
[17:11] Lumina Elvehjem is NOT interested in the Drs undies
[17:12] Venerable Broome: Doctor, remove your hat!
[17:12] Doctor Obolensky: If you insist.
[17:12] Venerable Broome: I do.
[17:12] Jimmy Branagh: See told ya.
[17:12] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: It's called 'manners', Obolensky.
[17:12] Magdalena Kamenev: And MUST you pose every time you're not sitting?
[17:12] Doctor Obolensky: Well, of course.
[17:12] Patch Reina: yes he must.
[17:12] Forelle Broek: But the glare from his head is rather distracting. Perhaps he can wear a kerchief
[17:12] Doctor Obolensky: But I figure if the opposition can wear hats, so can I.
[17:12] Lumina Elvehjem: just sprinkle some talc on it
[17:13] Magdalena Kamenev: Save the voguing for Madonna and get on with it.
[17:13] Venerable Broome: Mr Broek, not nice -- Contempt of court! Fine 10 Lindens -- pay the clerk
[17:13] Doctor Obolensky: Did you lose the witness?
[17:13] Forelle Broek gets a nice eyeful of clerk
[17:13] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: The bailiff went to fetch her.
[17:13] Venerable Broome: Worth the tenner, isn't it?
[17:13] Litta Nightfire sits and smiles at Mr. Broek, waiting for the witness
[17:13] Forelle Broek: Absolutely
[17:13] Eugenia Burton: Hrmph.
[17:13] Forelle Broek tucks the money in the customary place
[17:13] Doctor Obolensky: Well, allow me to start before she arrives.
[17:13] Doctor Obolensky: Miss Skytower is an accomplished scientist.
[17:14] Venerable Broome: I'm sorry, Doctor -- that's not kosher.
[17:14] Doctor Obolensky: And is familiar with my work.
[17:14] Doctor Obolensky: I am merely explaining her credentials, judge.
[17:14] Venerable Broome: But we don't know that she is even alive, do we?
[17:14] Litta Nightfire extracts the cash and tucks it ... elsewhere
[17:14] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Herr Doktor Mason is kosher, but he did not get to testify.
[17:14] Xandra Skytower looks positively miserable
[17:14] Venerable Broome: Much less that she is willing to testify, or able.
[17:14] Doctor Obolensky: Well, considering that she's standing over there, I think we do.
[17:14] Magdalena Kamenev blinks at the court clerk.
[17:14] Eugenia Burton laughs.
[17:15] Breezy Carver: hes a jar
[17:15] Venerable Broome: How true, Baron
[17:15] Venerable Broome: Take the stand, please.
[17:15] Doctor Obolensky: Neither did my sidetable, Baron.
[17:15] Forelle Broek is startled to see Miss Skytower alive and relatively well
[17:15] Venerable Broome: Mrs. Skytower.
[17:15] Breezy Carver: YaY wavess to Xandra ?smiles ?
[17:15] Xandra Skytower smiles softly
[17:15] KlausWulfenbach Outlander frowns at Lady Skusting
[17:15] Eugenia Burton looks with delight upon Xandra.
[17:15] Doctor Obolensky: Hmmm....
[17:15] gstone Turas: was she arrested on her wedding day?
[17:15] The Lady Skusting: looks down
[17:16] KlausWulfenbach Outlander waits for the perjury
[17:16] Xandra Skytower: I'm just fond of white.
[17:16] Doctor Obolensky: You're in my spot, yours is up to the left of the judge.
[17:16] gstone Turas: oh pardon me
[17:16] Venerable Broome: Doctor, please tell your witness to take the stand where we can all see her.
[17:16] Xandra Skytower nods to everyone
[17:16] Xandra Skytower: (I am fighting the lag)
[17:16] Litta Nightfire: Please be seated here, Mrs. Skytower
[17:16] gstone Turas: the jail's laundry must be very good
[17:17] Venerable Broome: Now -- why is this witness handcuffed?
[17:17] Xandra Skytower nods, smiles a bit painfully
[17:17] Doctor Obolensky: Oh, and I'd like to take this moment, while she's being sworn in, to thank all of you with signs, for spelling my name correctly. Quite refreshing.
[17:17] Breezy Carver: why is she handcuffed
[17:17] Doctor Obolensky: refreshing, even.
[17:17] Patch Reina: its part o'being a celebrity docta.
[17:17] Forelle Broek: yes, Your Honor, I must object regarding this witness. It is most irregular
[17:17] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I had her be handcuffed.
[17:17] Venerable Broome: Yes, I will sustain that if there is no good reason.
[17:17] Doctor Obolensky: Not nearly as irregular as a witness-in-a-jar.
[17:18] Gizmo Theas suspects more police brutality
[17:18] gstone Turas: she looks so innocent.
[17:18] Forelle Broek: Oh witnesses in jars are ordinary here
[17:18] Venerable Broome: And WHY is she handcuffed in this courtroom?
[17:18] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Common at home, too.
[17:18] Malegatto Alter chuckles
[17:18] Tensai Hilra taps Dr. mason...
[17:18] Doctor Obolensky: I believe the Baron said he did it.
[17:18] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Because, Your Honour, she is dangerous.
[17:18] Dr. Darien Mason grumbles.
[17:18] Xandra Skytower sighs
[17:18] Breezy Carver: nods .. oh ?
[17:18] Forelle Broek: Dangerous?
[17:18] Venerable Broome: I know WHO did it, I want to know WHY
[17:18] Treloar Parx: Aren't we all?
[17:18] Eugenia Burton happily waves to Xandra.
[17:18] Doctor Obolensky: Who in this room isn't?
[17:18] Breezy Carver: grinssss
[17:18] Magdalena Kamenev: I'm not.
[17:18] Lumina Elvehjem: ?.̧̧.meew̧̧.?
[17:18] Xandra Skytower waves with her finger to Genie, grins
[17:19] Gizmo Theas nods and smiles
[17:19] Litta Nightfire glances at the bailiff .... dangerous is bad, now?
[17:19] Patch Reina: its the Baron's way your honor.
[17:19] Caladon Rae: Oh, I a.
[17:19] Sparrow Donogal wonders if she's dangerous
[17:19] Venerable Broome: Baron, explain in what way this witness is dangerous.
[17:19] Scottie Melnik excuses himself.
[17:19] Caladon Rae: *am
[17:19] Tensai Hilra: it does tend to be...
[17:19] Patch Reina: he threatens pirates and handcuffs fair maidens.
[17:19] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: She is not who she appears to be, Your Honour. Her mind has been overwritten by the most destructive Spark in centuries.
[17:19] Patch Reina: *maidens.
[17:19] Venerable Broome: Then, sir, she is unqualified to testify.
[17:19] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: She's not a maiden, she's a married woman. Both of her.
[17:19] Xandra Skytower: Your Honor, I was possessed for a time, but I am not now.
[17:19] Doctor Obolensky: Oh dear lord.
[17:19] Breezy Carver: you mean she is evil ?
[17:20] Doctor Obolensky: Let's not get into this one, Judge, or we'll be here another three hours.
[17:20] Caladon Rae: No, she is mad.
[17:20] Treloar Parx: Evil is a matter of perspective
[17:20] Forelle Broek: Your honor, I must object to the competence of this witness
[17:20] Venerable Broome: Is this some weird RP impinging on this trial
[17:20] Gizmo Theas: So is madness =D
[17:20] gstone Turas: a wolf in sheeps clothes (white)
[17:20] Doctor Obolensky: I claim the opposition is a duck, let's throw out the case.
[17:20] CeAire Decosta: ((I'd be mad too if I had to wear handcuffs that didn't match my outfit!))
[17:20] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, I hear your objection, but I asked a question.
[17:20] Xandra Skytower: I am only mad because I have been kept in a cell for hours and these handcuffs are MOST painful
[17:20] Forelle Broek: yes Your Honor
[17:20] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: If she has been possessed, how does the court know who they're talking too.
[17:21] Riven Homewood: Who's witness is she, anyway?
[17:21] Breezy Carver: oh fiddle dee dee Xandra would like some .. ice cream and go shopping dear ??
[17:21] Espah: Xandra...she is not gone yet....
[17:21] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: If they disallowed the jar....it's just the same.
[17:21] Doctor Obolensky: And frankly, if she *was* the most evil Spark of sparks, it only makes her a *better* witness anyway.
[17:21] Xandra Skytower: Ice cream and shopping sound LOVELY.
[17:21] Venerable Broome: Is this PART OF THIS event which is the basis if this trial?
[17:21] Breezy Carver: see she is fine !!
[17:21] Xandra Skytower sighs
[17:21] gstone Turas: let her speak
[17:21] Doctor Obolensky: No, I'm simply presenting her as a scientific expert.
[17:21] Eugenia Burton: Yes, sir.
[17:22] Eugenia Burton: She disarmed the devices, sir!
[17:22] Riven Homewood: You never know, Miss Breezy - Maybe the spark likes ice-cream and shopping too
[17:22] Litta Nightfire: Ah, is her madness also a consequence of one of these bombs?
[17:22] Forelle Broek: Your honor, I withdraw my objection
[17:22] Doctor Obolensky: >Facepalms<
[17:22] Venerable Broome: But, Doctor, if the reason for her being handcuffed is that her mind is blown, she can't testify to anything.
[17:22] Patch Reina: >Facepalms<
[17:22] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Skytower disarmed them. Lucrezia Mongfish did not.
[17:22] KlausWulfenbach Outlander scowls
[17:22] Breezy Carver: she really is wonderful
[17:22] Xandra Skytower: I swear it's me, Herr Baron!
[17:23] Treloar Parx: May I have a scorecard?
[17:23] Breezy Carver: i think the world of her
[17:23] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, thank you for withdrawing the objection, but I did not.
[17:23] Doctor Obolensky: Very well then, send her off, and I'll summarize.
[17:23] Venerable Broome: Doctor, explain these circumstances.
[17:23] Forelle Broek takes a rather large swig
[17:23] Magdalena Kamenev sighs.
[17:23] Xandra Skytower fumes
[17:23] Venerable Broome: Mrs.Skytower, do not leave the stand.\
[17:23] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Your Honour, I have with me a device which will suppress the overwritten personality. I did not want to apply it without the court's permission.
[17:23] Venerable Broome: Baron -- explanation!
[17:23] Doctor Obolensky: I don't have time for any more of this froofraw.
[17:24] Xandra Skytower 's eyes widen at Klaus
[17:24] Forelle Broek: Froofraw?
[17:24] Venerable Broome: Doctor, I tend to agree.
[17:24] KlausWulfenbach Outlander grins darkly at her
[17:24] CeAire Decosta: ((How about frawfroo??))
[17:24] gstone Turas: what bit of trickery is this?
[17:24] Xandra Skytower stares, shakes her head
[17:24] Venerable Broome: Hmm. And she is to be freed?
[17:24] gstone Turas: and whats a frawfroo?
[17:24] Doctor Obolensky: Well then, let me get on with it.
[17:24] Breezy Carver: (( sighs))
[17:24] Doctor Obolensky: Either send her off, or let her testify.
[17:24] Eugenia Burton nibbles at her lower lip with worry.
[17:24] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Wearing this device, she will be freed, ja.
[17:24] Forelle Broek offers his flask to Genie
[17:24] Xandra Skytower: Your Honor PLEASE do not let the baron do anything to me!
[17:25] Riven Homewood: A married Frou Frau
[17:25] Xandra Skytower: He has attempted to MURDER me
[17:25] Eugenia Burton takes a swig from the flask and splutters.
[17:25] Venerable Broome: Doctor I will NOT send her off handcuffed, and will not let her testify yet.
[17:25] Eugenia Burton: Xandra!
[17:25] gstone Turas: i believe her
[17:25] CeAire Decosta: ((backwards froofraw what else!))
[17:25] Doctor Obolensky: Yes, yes, a device from the ever-so helpful Baron Klaus "Lobotomize my enemies" Wulfenbach.
[17:25] Malegatto Alter watches...Oh, now it's getting interesting!
[17:25] Gizmo Theas boos the baron
[17:25] Xandra Skytower shakes fearfully
[17:25] KlausWulfenbach Outlander looks impassive
[17:25] Xandra Skytower sobs
[17:25] Venerable Broome: Mrs. Skytower, are you here under coercion?
[17:25] Eugenia Burton: I object!
[17:25] Caladon Rae: Heh, after you went mad.
[17:25] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Your Honour, correct address, if I may correct the court, is Frau Heterodyne.
[17:25] Treloar Parx: You can't object
[17:26] Doctor Obolensky: >Facepalms<
[17:26] Eugenia Burton elbows Forelle, "She is not herself, if she fears the Baron. That's not my Xandra!"
[17:26] Riven Homewood: I object too! I have no idea what is going on
[17:26] Doctor Obolensky: Well, I've had about enough.
[17:26] gstone Turas: 32 minutes and counting
[17:26] Xandra Skytower: I am perfectly willing to be here, your Honor, but the situation in which I am here is unfortunate
[17:26] Patch Reina sighs, "bout time..."
[17:26] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Heterodyne!
[17:26] Magdalena Kamenev: Counting until what??
[17:26] Venerable Broome: Explain.
[17:26] gstone Turas: until the hour is up!
[17:26] Doctor Obolensky: I do wish to apologize your honor, but this has gone from the insufferable and interminable, to the I've had about enough of this stage.
[17:26] Forelle Broek: *sotto voce* "Something dastardly is up"
[17:27] Xandra Skytower: Doctor Oblensky saved my life, your Honor
[17:27] Venerable Broome: noids
[17:27] Doctor Obolensky: Patch....do start for the door, would you?
[17:27] Caladon Rae: *stiffens up*
[17:27] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Xandra Skytower is a distant blood relative of Lucrezia Mongfish, who created a machine to impress her personality on those with sufficient similarity.
[17:27] Eugenia Burton scowls.
[17:27] Riven Homewood: I move we put Dr O in irons
[17:27] Venerable Broome: Doctor-
[17:27] Patch Reina: yes docta
[17:27] Xandra Skytower: He rescued me from the sea after the Baron *sob* attempted to murder me
[17:27] Breezy Carver: Oh MY !!!
[17:27] Venerable Broome: If you leave I shall automatically find for the plaintiff and assess damages.
[17:27] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Skytower was a victim of that woman's evil, and may yet be saved.
[17:27] Forelle Broek takes another, much longer, swig
[17:27] Venerable Broome: YOU would be better off to wait and see the outcome.
[17:27] Eugenia Burton: That is -not- Xandra!
[17:27] Xandra Skytower: I am more than happy to testify on his behalf, for I was the one who deactivated those devices
[17:28] Riven Homewood gets ready to run
[17:28] Tensai Hilra: ahem
[17:28] CeAire Decosta: ((where's the scorecard?))
[17:28] Espah: Xandra...you know that's not true.
[17:28] gstone Turas: gstone's delicate sensibilities are electrified
[17:28] Malegatto Alter looks towards the door
[17:28] Doctor Obolensky: I'm afraid I'd not live long enough to get through this as is, Judge.
[17:28] Venerable Broome: I beg your pardon?
[17:28] Treloar Parx makes a correction to the tally sheet
[17:28] Venerable Broome: Doctor, what does that mean?
[17:28] Venerable Broome: Are you threatened?
[17:29] Forelle Broek motions to his associate, Miss Kamanev, for a refill
[17:29] Venerable Broome: *threatened?
[17:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Your permission, Your Honour, and we can hear from Frau Skytower in a moment, once the device takes effect.
[17:29] Doctor Obolensky: It means I'm an old man, and I don't have years to get through all this blather.
[17:29] Venerable Broome: Oh bother you!
[17:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander bares his teeth at her
[17:29] Lumina Elvehjem: you are older than God
[17:29] Venerable Broome: VBaron, proceed and let's see what this is all about.
[17:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Lucrezia... it's been reinforced by my staff sorcerer.
[17:29] Magdalena Kamenev sighs and brings out her own flask, passing it to Mr. Broek.
[17:29] Xandra Skytower shrieks
[17:29] Doctor Obolensky: Staff Sorcerer.
[17:30] Xandra Skytower: Keep him away!
[17:30] Doctor Obolensky: >chuckles<
[17:30] Riven Homewood wishes she had brought a flask
[17:30] Doctor Obolensky: Patch!
[17:30] gstone Turas: what's he up to?
[17:30] KlausWulfenbach Outlander steps forward and pins a brooch on her bodice
[17:30] Venerable Broome: Bailiff!
[17:30] Treloar Parx: There's nothing wrong with being a little older than some
[17:30] Doctor Obolensky: Distraction, please.
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[17:30] Venerable Broome: CPOme here\
[17:30] Patch Reina: yes docta
[17:30] Malegatto Alter mutters and moves towards the door
[17:30] Riven Homewood: Well, doesn’t it depend on which god?
[17:30] gstone Turas: Oh!!
[17:30] Venerable Broome: Take charge of this witness.
[17:30] Annechen Lowey: Any technology distinguishable from magick is insufficiently advanced.
[17:30] Caladon Rae: BOMB!
[17:30] Lucrezia Mongfish: YOU HAVE ... AIIIIIIE!
[17:30] Forelle Broek buries his head under the table
[17:30] Doctor Obolensky: And....exit!
[17:30] CeAire Decosta cough cough!!
[17:30] VelesJaeger Munster: Patch haz a gon!
[17:30] Venerable Broome: order!\
[17:30] Jimmy Branagh: It's just smoke!
[17:30] Gizmo Theas: /BwahahaRetro
[17:30] Gizmo Theas laughs maniacally
[17:30] Eugenia Burton: ((WAIT!))
[17:30] Treloar Parx is shocked
[17:30] Tensai Hilra: Your honor! they got out!
[17:31] Jimmy Branagh: Somebody grab the Doctor!
[17:31] Eugenia Burton: ((I crashed and don't know what the hell is going on.))
[17:31] CeAire Decosta: Who escaped?
[17:31] Xandra Skytower gasps in fright
[17:31] Gizmo Theas claps
[17:31] Softpaw Sommer coughs at the smoke
[17:31] Malegatto Alter looks at Mr Parx and chuckles
[17:31] Gizmo Theas: Most entertaining
[17:31] Venerable Broome: Miss Burton, I did NOT crash and I don't know what is going on!
[17:31] Magdalena Kamenev coughs.
[17:31] Jimmy Branagh coughs
[17:31] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Xandra...?
[17:31] gstone Turas: What is the Baron up to?
[17:31] Venerable Broome turns to Mrs Skytower
[17:31] Forelle Broek draws his pistol, doing his best Denny rane impersonation
[17:32] VelesJaeger Munster places a hand on the shoulder of PirateBunny, in case he decides to run, too.
[17:32] CeAire Decosta grabs a bomb disposal kit and tosses it to Tensai!!
[17:32] Tensai Hilra: oh my.. it seems the doctor has fled!
[17:32] gstone Turas: Mr. Broek is holding a weapon
[17:32] Xandra Skytower clutches her head
[17:32] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I am up to ensuring the sanctity of the court.
[17:32] Venerable Broome: Ma'm - what shall I do -- lock up the Baron?
[17:32] Forelle Broek: Just protecting my client
[17:32] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Xandra, are you back with us?
[17:32] Ashiko Kuroe chuckles covering his mouth. "A rather fun idea..."
[17:32] Breezy Carver: with a gun ??
[17:32] Malegatto Alter laughs hard
[17:32] Xandra Skytower: I... where....
[17:32] Magdalena Kamenev: ((Did he crash or is he gone?))
[17:32] TotalLunar Eclipse: He is gone.
[17:32] Riven Homewood: What a terrible time to crash
[17:32] Tensai Hilra: I think he thought with her clear-head, she would not be his perfect witness!
[17:33] Venerable Broome: I gather that, Bailiff.
[17:33] Forelle Broek: Your honor, I move for a directed verdict in favor of the Plaintiff
[17:33] Magdalena Kamenev: I move for default judgment, Your Honor!
[17:33] Xandra Skytower: What is going on here!
[17:33] Riven Homewood: Well heads don't get much clearer than Dr Mason's jar!
[17:33] Molly Steampunk: Hmf. Coward!
[17:33] Xandra Skytower: Herr Baron? Miss Genie?!
[17:33] gstone Turas: gstone stands to stretch her legs which are snoring
[17:33] TotalLunar Eclipse: Tensai, we go to Babbage
[17:33] KlausWulfenbach Outlander smiles broadly
[17:33] Tensai Hilra: it seems we should!
[17:33] Eugenia Burton: ((I can't react because I don't know what is going on.))
[17:33] Litta Nightfire dances to indicate motions on the floor
[17:33] Forelle Broek watches, with great interest, as the clerk turns cartwheels
[17:33] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, Ms Kamenev, Motions are approved.
[17:33] Eugenia Burton: ((I missed the end of my own damn trial.))
[17:33] VelesJaeger Munster: Eenterezting eye hyu gotz dhere, leetle bunny. Vot doez it do?
[17:34] Venerable Broome: Verdict directed.
[17:34] Forelle Broek: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:34] Venerable Broome: I will assess damages now.
[17:34] KlausWulfenbach Outlander works Frau Xandra's handcuffs off.
[17:34] Venerable Broome: Please be seated.
[17:34] Ashiko Kuroe smiles "My eye? It sees things, of course."
[17:34] Ashiko Kuroe: What does yours do?
[17:34] Magdalena Kamenev sighs in relief.
[17:34] Xandra Skytower sobs a bit
[17:34] Forelle Broek: Did you hear that Genie, we won!
[17:34] VelesJaeger Munster: It notizez tingz dot lookz out uf plaze.
[17:34] Xandra Skytower: What is going on!?
[17:34] Venerable Broome: Order
[17:34] Venerable Broome: All sit!
[17:34] Eugenia Burton sits because she apparently fainted and has no idea what is going on around her.
[17:35] Venerable Broome: order
[17:35] Malegatto Alter laughs hard from the back of the room...Escape 101. One has to love it.
[17:35] Litta Nightfire: Mrs. Skytower, are you now yourself?
[17:35] Forelle Broek: Nor do I Genie, nor do I
[17:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Frau Xandra, sit for now.
[17:35] Magdalena Kamenev holds onto Miss Genie.
[17:35] Gizmo Theas nods
[17:35] Xandra Skytower: Have I ever been anyone but me?
[17:35] Venerable Broome: You too Baron.
[17:35] Xandra Skytower sits back down, confuces
[17:35] Venerable Broome: Into the audience with both of you.
[17:35] Gizmo Theas: The Doctor has such style =D
[17:35] Xandra Skytower: confused even
[17:35] CeAire Decosta: Have you ever felt like anyone else?
[17:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ja, Your Honour.
[17:35] Lumina Elvehjem: what EVER the Dr is predictable
[17:36] Forelle Broek smiles at Herr Baron and Miss Xaqndra
[17:36] Riven Homewood: That's no proof, CeAire - I feel like several different people at various times
[17:36] Venerable Broome: The case, interestingly, has been decided in the favor of the plaintiff.
[17:36] Hawc Decosta: .-'`'-. APPLAUSE APPLAUSE .-'`'-.
[17:36] Hawc Decosta: Bravo!
[17:36] Forelle Broek wonders how much he can get for the novel and film rights
[17:37] Riven Homewood: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:37] Tibouchina Freschi: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:37] Venerable Broome: My judgement, in the event that anyone cares to know, is that the plaintiff's case was so weak that I would have found for the defense if the defendant had not made that impossible.
[17:37] Riven Homewood can recommend a good Ghost writer
[17:37] Malegatto Alter shakes her head
[17:37] Venerable Broome: Mr. Broek, Please make a motion that has damages in it.
[17:37] Eugenia Burton blinks in a daze and looks at Forelle. "Huh?"
[17:37] Forelle Broek: Yes your Honor. May I consult with my client?
[17:38] Xandra Skytower reels
[17:38] Venerable Broome: Lack of evidence, Miss Burton.
[17:38] gstone Turas: so you admit that they did not prove their case, yet you rule in their favor. A miscarriage of justice yet again.
[17:38] Riven Homewood: So he needed only to wait a bit and he would have won legitimately
[17:38] Ashiko Kuroe clears his throat as he rises "I do believe it's time for some tea... I must say that I thank the court, not only was it entertaining, but I can now say that I am glad that I don't bother paying taxes."
[17:38] Treloar Parx is yet to be convinced that this court holds jurisdiction for events which happened in New Babbage
[17:38] Riven Homewood: Flight is clear evidence of guilt!
[17:38] Venerable Broome: Order!
[17:38] Venerable Broome: Yes you may.
[17:38] Gizmo Theas agrees with Parx
[17:38] gstone Turas: Flight is evidence that a bathroom break was looooong overdue!
[17:38] Lumina Elvehjem: *•.̧('*•.̧ ? ̧.•*́)̧.•*
[17:38] Lumina Elvehjem: ?«́̈`• *sigh* ?«́̈`•
[17:38] Lumina Elvehjem: ̧.•*(̧.•*́ ? `*•.̧)`*•.̧
[17:38] Forelle Broek: Thank you
[17:38] CeAire Decosta: ((I'll take fried chicken and potato salad please!))
[17:39] gstone Turas: This is an outrage!
[17:39] VelesJaeger Munster: Ronning uff before der bomb, leetle bunny?
[17:39] TotalLunar Eclipse: He would have won if he stayed, how fun.
[17:39] Treloar Parx: Ham on rye for me
[17:39] Lumina Elvehjem: remove the hearts from that gesture
[17:39] Ashiko Kuroe chuckles "A bomb?"
[17:39] Riven Homewood will have what CeAire is having
[17:39] Forelle Broek: Your Honor, Plaintiff requests, for damages, that she receive title to Dr. Obolensky's real property and laboratory in Babbage. And, for attorneys fees, I request his monocle.
[17:39] Gizmo Theas: The prosecution is nothing but ham =D
[17:39] Ashiko Kuroe: My what a marvelous idea.
[17:40] VelesJaeger Munster: Ja, de major characterz un you zide iz ronning uff.
[17:40] Riven Homewood: What about Magz? Doesn't she get anything?
[17:40] TotalLunar Eclipse smiles to the little urchin
[17:40] KlausWulfenbach Outlander double takes at a clean urchin in a pretty dress
[17:40] Magdalena Kamenev: Proscuitto, Gizmo.
[17:40] gstone Turas: Wolf dear what do you think of that?
[17:40] Tensai Hilra: she can use the monocle
[17:40] Riven Homewood: On alternate Thursdays?
[17:40] Ashiko Kuroe: Hmm... to be perfectly honest there is a price on his head.
[17:40] Tensai Hilra: of course
[17:41] Riven Homewood: Well that sounds fair - she is only the assistant
[17:41] Venerable Broome: The motion will be taken under advisement.
[17:41] Xandra Skytower: Herr Baron?
[17:41] Forelle Broek: Thank you, your Honor
[17:41] Venerable Broome: Let me think on it for two minutes.
[17:41] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: It's all right, Frau Xandra, wait for the judge to dismiss you.
[17:41] VelesJaeger Munster: Ja? Und you head az vell?
[17:41] Venerable Broome: Mrs. Skytower, you're dismissed.
[17:41] Molly Steampunk: OBLENSKY IS ON DE ROOF!
[17:41] Ashiko Kuroe: Not to my knowlage.
[17:41] Xandra Skytower: Thank you, your Honor
[17:41] Gizmo Theas: Lovely! More fun =D
[17:42] Riven Homewood sighs - somebody go get him down
[17:42] Xandra Skytower staggers home
[17:42] Gizmo Theas: I hope he bought his death ray =D
[17:42] Venerable Broome: SAhem
[17:42] Venerable Broome: Ahem
[17:42] Riven Homewood: We don't need a new weathervane
[17:42] CeAire Decosta: Duel on the roof?
[17:43] Venerable Broome: Given that it has been stipulated that Doctor Obolensky did create a device which had the effect of damaging or destroying
[17:43] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: He was confronted by Captain Munster and Private Steampunk but he appears to have jetted away.
[17:43] Riven Homewood: I don't see him on the roof - I think Xandra is still delusional
[17:43] Venerable Broome: magickel abilities,
[17:43] CeAire Decosta: What's the mark on the roof?
[17:43] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Oh he was there.
[17:43] Tibouchina Freschi: Oh, he was there. I saw him
[17:43] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: Yes there is.
[17:43] CeAire Decosta: Tophat, monocle and mustache.
[17:44] Riven Homewood: What is that mark on the room?
[17:44] Venerable Broome: and it has been admitted that the device in this case was built by him, whether deployed by him or not,
[17:44] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: And some device may have effected Captain Munster, but then again it may be the lag
[17:44] Eugenia Burton quietly listens to the judge, still appearing rather dazed and confused.
[17:44] Riven Homewood: Oh Lord! It's his mark!
[17:44] Gizmo Theas: Such panache =D
[17:44] Gizmo Theas claps
[17:45] Venerable Broome: it is my judgement FIRST that he shall be required to create a device which will restore such abilities to the injured party......
[17:45] EppieBlack Wheatcliffe: *\o/* HoOoOoO! *\o/*
[17:45] KlausWulfenbach Outlander applauds
[17:45] Hawc Decosta: Huzzah!
[17:45] Caladon Rae: /hoo
[17:45] Caladon Rae: Hoooo!
[17:45] Caladon Rae: (fail)
[17:45] Softpaw Sommer smiles at that ruleing
[17:45] Gizmo Theas: Now THAT will be an interesting event to witness
[17:46] Tensai Hilra wonders if I could use this device on normal people
[17:46] Venerable Broome: and that pending the accomplishment of that result, that he will pay Miss Burton the sum of 1000 Lindens per week......
[17:47] Venerable Broome: and that his property in Steelhead (if any) be forfeited to her entirely, and that his
[17:47] Eugenia Burton grumbles as he has no Steelhead property.
[17:47] TotalLunar Eclipse: He has nothing here but an ego and a mark on my roof.
[17:47] Hawc Decosta: Hoooo!
[17:47] Malegatto Alter sighs...There's only room but for so many evil geniuses in this town anyway, and it's not him
[17:47] Xandra Skytower rubs her head
[17:47] Treloar Parx smiles at Dr. Alter "What? No sharing?"
[17:48] Annechen Lowey concentrates on the mark, to see if it can be removed.
[17:48] Malegatto Alter looks over...Share? Tolerate perhaps...
[17:48] Venerable Broome: residence in Babbage
[17:48] TotalLunar Eclipse smiles at Miss Alter, You are much more cuter in your little adorable kitten self
[17:48] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: What is that sound?
[17:48] Treloar Parx: I'm hearing giant metal somethings
[17:48] Riven Homewood: Sound?
[17:49] Treloar Parx: Giant metal crabs in fact
[17:49] Tensai Hilra grabs Forelle's flask... "I let a suspect escape... I need this"
[17:49] Softpaw Sommer pricks her ears up "I hear it too"
[17:49] Venerable Broome: be forfeited to the extent that she wishes to reside in it - but only if she does so, and only while he is working to build the required device in his laboratory, which property will NOT be forfeited to her.
[17:49] Forelle Broek: help yourself Miss Tensai
[17:49] Wolf Copperfield: what is that?
[17:49] Magdalena Kamenev goes to check on the noise ...
[17:49] Molly Steampunk shouts: HOY! HY JOST SAW A CHIANT METAL CRAB TING!
[17:49] Venerable Broome: And the costs of her counsel will be paid to Mr. Broek and Ms Kamenev in the form of his monocle and one large bottle of whisky.
[17:49] Riven Homewood humbly requests a translation of what the judge just said
[17:49] Venerable Broome: Done.
[17:50] Forelle Broek: Thank ou Your onor
[17:50] Tensai Hilra takes a deep swig.... "um sorry... " and hands it back upside down dripping empty
[17:50] Caladon Rae: ...shoot.
[17:50] Gizmo Theas: Wonderful =D
[17:50] Treloar Parx: I swear I've seen less waffle at a Raglanshire party
[17:50] Tensai Hilra: *hic
[17:50] Gizmo Theas claps
[17:50] Sparrow Donogal looks out window to see if she can see the scary crab things
[17:50] Malegatto Alter laughs
[17:50] Litta Nightfire: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:50] Venerable Broome: Court adjourned -- you may hoo.
[17:50] TotalLunar Eclipse: Hoooo!
[17:50] CeAire Decosta: :*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:
[17:50] Forelle Broek: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:50] Xandra Skytower shrieks a little
[17:50] Tensai Hilra: Hoooo!
[17:50] Litta Nightfire: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:50] Hawc Decosta: Hoooo!
[17:50] Tibouchina Freschi: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:50] Krystine Qinan: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:50] CeAire Decosta: Everything is Steelhead has to end in a Hoo!
[17:50] TotalLunar Eclipse tosses breadcrumbs to the jury
[17:50] Riven Homewood: *:-.,_,.-:*'́ `*. HoOoOoO!̧.*́`'*:-.,_,.-:*
[17:51] Sparrow Donogal wonders why the grownups are making weird noises
[17:51] Softpaw Sommer: ....WHAT was that?
[17:51] Tibouchina Freschi contemplates breaded metal crabthings for dinner
[17:51] Xandra Skytower: W-what was that/!
[17:51] Galactic Baroque hoos discretely